Thickos, Dallas and Cardigans for Absy

[Hullygully]

So let us muse upon a cardigan and dwell in Elysian fields of SouthFork where the lips do tremble and the mad roam free.

And fear not the Thicko.

Where was that? Cocktails in jam jars sounds like THE PLACE FOR MOI

70 18-yos? Did I read that right?

You don't need one pore little ol' piggy to feed that lot - you need a couple of cows!

I'm vegetarian and currently salivating at the thought of pig on a stick. Or any food. Of any sort.

My bloody colleague wanted to go out for lunch and has now got into the "ooh, I'll just finish this.....oops, really should do this before we go.....just one more thing" mode and it is 1.30 and I am bloody starving.

I am pregnant. It is my human right to eat whatever I want whenever I want. Does she not understand this?

Yes, GetOrf, coz you is such a clarsy bird.....

In Camden. It was FAB. (there's a pic on my FB - IF YOIU'D BOTHER TO ACCEPT MY FRIEND REQUEST )

Oh I get ever so excited when someone wants to be my friend on facebook.

However I got ver scared because a couple of random people wanted to be my friend, including a family of people from Korea, a man from Nigeria and some eastern european woman who said 'you sound fun, let's chat'.

Is that normal on facebook (have only been on it a month or so)? Why do they want to be my friend?

I am hardly ever on FB shirl, am not ignoring you honest. Will go on there tonight and accept

oooo. That's weird. I'm not sure why that's happening - I'm totally locked down though on FB - totally not searchable, so don't get the random requests.

Also, you racist.

I'm baaaaaaaaack. With pedicured toenails

Awsuhm

I was devastated that I was so late for the Tom Selleck chat yesterday - that man is luscious. I too probably peaked quite young, being born even after Getorf.

i know about the orgasm blusher, but refuse to believe about the perineum eyeliner

Oh no, GetOrf, have you succumbed to the evil lures of FB?

Pagwatch, come baaaaaacccckkkk! They're making me feel old

Iwas joking about perineum

lol at racist, you cah.

I will accept the randomers as friends, you can go and have a bloody look!!

Pol - only went on facebook because the Mumsnet meetup arrangements were on there (and plus so I could nose at people's pictures before I met them)

Then I got drunk one night and went and lookedf or loads of people and now I have 8064 starsign messages to look at every day. I don't get it really.

POledra - come on come ooooon joing the FBers...

Actually FB is kind of weird. I love it sometimes, and sometimes I HATE IT

Akchewally, I do have an FB account under an assumed name (coz Poledra is my real name, naturally) but merely so I can point and laugh at the loser bastards who made my life hell when I was a teenager, and who are now fat 'n' old.

Oh god no Poledra I though that was the whole POINT of facebook.

Hahahahahaaaaaa you bastard who took the piss out my shoes in maths in year 9 - you work on the deli counter in the supermaket and you are fat and need your roots doing

It is indeed. I love it.

"you YOU - thought you were so hot and awesome, most popular boy in school ... now fat and spotty. hahahahahahahaha. And you - bi-atch. enjoying your FAT phase?!"

I think what I have learnt from this thread, is that I am a rather bitter and bitchy individual

whatevs

Nothing - and I mean nothing, quite prepares you for the day your friend request is accepted from a person who has appeared on celebrity come dancing.

It is also depressing.

two girls I went to school with - the 3 of us were uber competitive with each other.

One is a doctor and one is an investment banker, both of them live in London in large gaffs.

And she finished in the top four -

I haven't found anyone from school I am jealous of - mind you, I don't actually send friend requests as clearly my assumed name would not mean anything to anyone, so I can only see the people who are too thick to haven't sorted out their privacy levels.

Have just thought - I don't think DH knows I have this FB account (he has one for work, and I know about it) - that could look suspicious in the eyes of, say, AnyFucker, couldn't it? I set it up when he was away for work one time (the story gets worse) because I was home alone with the DCs and bored (clearly you lot on here were not being witty enough) and I don't think I ever bothered to tell him......

I can't compete with anything strictly related.

Although I have the mobile number of the bloke that Daniel Craig was trying to kill in casino royal. God, he is so gorgeous

I think everyone fainted...

there's nothing we can say to top that.

You peaked too soon with that blinder pag -