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Thickos, Dallas and Cardigans for Absy

381 replies

Hullygully · 29/06/2011 12:21

So let us muse upon a cardigan and dwell in Elysian fields of SouthFork where the lips do tremble and the mad roam free.

And fear not the Thicko.

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PinotsEvilTwin · 30/06/2011 09:47

Morning Abs

AbsDuCroissant · 30/06/2011 09:48

I have buttloads of work to do. I'm off on holiday tonight for over a week, and people keep on saying stupid stuff like "I think you might need to cancel your holiday" or "I think you should drop by the office while on holiday" "you don't need a holiday".

SUCKS

ShirleyKnot · 30/06/2011 09:53

I just went TwitterMentaloid.

Are they fucking JOKING Abs? Surely they're just kidding around?

Hullygully · 30/06/2011 09:55

could someone just tell me what happened in the end to the shesaidshesaiddshebannedshesaid thread? Pulled I guess? Don't need no details.

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ShirleyKnot · 30/06/2011 09:56

It got to a 1000 posts I think, I no little more than that. I was busy blogging last night.

FellatioNelson · 30/06/2011 09:57

In my defence I do have a vast selection of glamorous slut shoes as well. I just cannot wear them for more than an hour at a time. And even then I need to sit down a lot.

ShirleyKnot · 30/06/2011 09:57

I no? I NO?

I no?

What the actual Jeff?

I KNOW obviously.

PinotsEvilTwin · 30/06/2011 09:57

Yes I'm with Jully - what happened? I left at 10.30 and all was quiet and glittery. It was at 800 odd posts - what happened in the last 200?!

PinotsEvilTwin · 30/06/2011 09:58

Hully sorry not Jully

ShirleyKnot · 30/06/2011 09:59

Ah Fel. I bought a pair of heels at the start of the week and I love them, but I had to change into flats after literally about 18 steps. Sad

AbsDuCroissant · 30/06/2011 09:59

what's this "shesaidshesaiddshebannedshesaid thread"? Is this separate to the one that spawned this?

I think they're joking Fellatio. They'd better be joking.

FellatioNelson · 30/06/2011 09:59

I would like to announce I have just exchanged contracts on my house. Hooray! Have also lined up new home for cat.

Hullygully · 30/06/2011 09:59

It was the follow on, Abs. But let's not go there.

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PinotsEvilTwin · 30/06/2011 10:01

You're moving abroad Fell? Where? Warm enough for a MN outing?

FellatioNelson · 30/06/2011 10:04

I can also announce that I know all about the shessaidshesaidbanned thread. It got full up, but then Justine came back and opened it briefly to announce she was going to pull it to put a stop to endless speculation etc., and it remained open for another 20 or so posts of pointless arsing about. Then it went poof.

Twas a very strange and rum do all round if you ask me. Who'd have thought it, eh? I feel very sorry for people who thought they were proper friends. People have private motivations for things that the rest of us can only wonder about. It's a shame. I liked her. Anyway, least said, or this will get pulled as well. Confused

PinotsEvilTwin · 30/06/2011 10:09

Thanks for that Fell. I take back my musings on your shoes.

FellatioNelson · 30/06/2011 10:09

I don't know anything about the thread that spawned this. Was it the 'thickos' thread people sepak of? I take it it has gorn? Can someone please PM me and give a brief run-down on WTF has gone on? I don;t care about sordid details and blaming, naming, shaming, I just don't want to be out of the loop forever more when people reference it in years to come. I need to be up to speed on the bullet points of Thickogate.

PinotsEvilTwin · 30/06/2011 10:10

This has nothing to do with Thickos, Fell. This was spawned off another thread that I can't remember

AbsDuCroissant · 30/06/2011 10:13

Do you want to hear about my marvellous new shoes?

They're this goldie fabric but pigalle style. i'm not walking further than 10 steps when wearing them.

ah, I missed another one then.

Yeah Fellatio - where you moving to, and can we come and abuse enjoy hospitality?

The thickos thread is in Classics.

Poledra · 30/06/2011 10:16

There was lots of interesting stuff about hamsters on That Thread though. Someone had a hamster big enough to hide a wine bottle behind (alledgedly) and someone else had taught their hamster to wee in a jar! How cool is that?

AbsDuCroissant · 30/06/2011 10:17

Thickos Thread for Fellatio

Poledra · 30/06/2011 10:19

Oooh, Abs, now those are shoes!! Lovely (but Christ on a bike, have they misprinted the price tag??)

PinotsEvilTwin · 30/06/2011 10:23

Oh Abs I feel an affinity in shoe porn with you! They are classic Louboutins...sexy but class. Yum. The first link brings me to Neiman Marcus page but red cork soled shoes showing - not gold fabric.

AbsDuCroissant · 30/06/2011 10:28

Apols, my internet explorer at work is the 1954 version, so newer websites go all weirdy and I can't see what's going on. Baiscally, gold fabric with sparkly bits. I had to go on a waiting list and everything. They were ... not cheap. But not as bad as I thought! Yay!

Pagwatch · 30/06/2011 10:32

I have some like the black pigalle ones abs [preen]

Dh bought them for me for Christmas. I did a teeny wee.

Fellatio - I don't know how it ended but I saw all the allo stuff and subsequent shit storm
But I missed out on pointless arsey stuff at the end so I am sulking.