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Thickos, Dallas and Cardigans for Absy

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Hullygully · 29/06/2011 12:21

So let us muse upon a cardigan and dwell in Elysian fields of SouthFork where the lips do tremble and the mad roam free.

And fear not the Thicko.

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Original poster
Hullygully · 01/07/2011 09:45

Dancin down the Crabs

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Pagwatch · 01/07/2011 09:46

Bognor.

Yes shirl. My alcohol consumed to hangover severity -o-meter is fucked.
2 glasses of wine and I feel like a dogs arse

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Hullygully · 01/07/2011 09:47

She is young tho, what about Faliraki?

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Pagwatch · 01/07/2011 09:48
ShirleyKnot · 01/07/2011 09:48

Bognor - Is Bognor the same place as Bognor Regis? I think I've been there.

Paggy, paggy, paggy - 2 glasses of wine? Was someone just filling them up without you being aware?

ShirleyKnot · 01/07/2011 09:49

uh! What did you DOOO to her?

Pagwatch · 01/07/2011 09:49

Don't abandon me, heartless wench.

I am eating cold hog roast and clearing up multiple pools of dog vomit.
It isn't pretty

Pagwatch · 01/07/2011 09:50

I think I was absorbing cider through my pores. It is the only thing that makes sense.

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Hullygully · 01/07/2011 09:51

It serves you right.

She invited me, Shirl, to the pig and youth fest, and then never told me it was last night and I was really looking forward to it. I bought a new tippet and soem new flip flops.

Can you BELIEVE it?

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ShirleyKnot · 01/07/2011 09:53

ahaha! Gotcha. She's a fair weather friend and no mistake

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Hullygully · 01/07/2011 09:55

Yeah, everyone goes ooo we love Paggy she's so lovely, lovely ol Paggy.

Ha! Heartless and cruel more like.

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Pagwatch · 01/07/2011 10:00

Are you picking a fight in order to take on my behatted clique?

Pagwatch · 01/07/2011 10:01

I thought you knew it was last night. And you know my address

Pags house
Mils shed
The garden

PinotsEvilTwin · 01/07/2011 10:03
ShirleyKnot · 01/07/2011 10:06

I am nursing a grudge from 1990.

Pagwatch · 01/07/2011 10:08

I do not nurse grudges.

I could try begrudging a nurse

ShirleyKnot · 01/07/2011 10:10

No, I don't either usually, but JUST THIS ONE.

ooooOOOooo. I say things darkly like "I will never forgive her. NEVER!"

Pagwatch · 01/07/2011 10:13

Is she your nemesis? Does she even know

Original poster
Hullygully · 01/07/2011 10:15

What is it Shirl?

Tell us

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Hullygully · 01/07/2011 10:17

I am over my grudge already. They are very fast and furious and then poof! All gone.

Although I had a grudge reactivated the other day when a friend said, oh yeah, you don't like X, do you, since Y happened and that, and I was like, oh yeah, I'd forgot about that, and all my little hatey grudge feelings uncoiled themselves.

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ShirleyKnot · 01/07/2011 10:17

I'm not sure if she knows. I saw her in the pub a few years ago and GLARED at her a bit, and then she came over and was all "OMG!! I haven't seen you forEVERRR! How ARE you???!" and I glassed her.

No, I didn't really I just was a bit off. I hate her though. She is EVILLLLNESS and I will ner forgive her. NEVER.

(see?)

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Hullygully · 01/07/2011 10:20

What did she do? Was it about menz?

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PinotsEvilTwin · 01/07/2011 10:23

Shirls. Such venom. It's not good for you, pet. Let it go, embrace the fluffy kitten within.

ShirleyKnot · 01/07/2011 10:26

No. It wasn't about the menz. It was about her being an EVIL HORRIBLE PERSON who told loads of people awful LIES about me and it was just terrible terrible terrible.

terrible.

Don't make me talk about it. I'll go MENTALOID

ShirleyKnot · 01/07/2011 10:27

Ha Pinot. NO. GRRRRR@!