Thickos, Dallas and Cardigans for Absy

[Hullygully]

So let us muse upon a cardigan and dwell in Elysian fields of SouthFork where the lips do tremble and the mad roam free.

And fear not the Thicko.

They are very forgiving fellatio. But you have to be carried everywhere, don't you abs. It is one of the perks.

I have guest list in front of me

68 18 year olds
Mr piggy
Hully

It is true and regrettable

Don't worry Shirls, everyone fakes a handicap to play in Spain. I did my DH's and his mates when they stayed there last year.

Fell - - I'm ver envious. Though I would 'glow' far too much to go there, let alone live there.

Fell you'd be surprised - Loubs are elongating for our hooves. Try em. Same way LK Bennett shoes make my feet long and elegant. It's magic

It will be such fun! I shall wear my party flip flops and bring a brace of absorbent napkins.

68 x 18 year olds.

Are they all of the male variety?

Oh Pagz let us all come..we can be the Mrses Robinson of the napkin world.

I can smell the testoterone and Lynx from here.

Man, I am GLAd I'm not around Pags house. Though, if they're hot 18 year olds (probably not) it wouldn't be too bad.

So, I'm going to be off MN for almost two weeks. If any shit goes down, can someone please PM me so I don't feel so out of the loop?
I am forever grateful for being bored out of my skull and hence closely following mouldiegate, or else the rest of my MNing experience would have been DIRE.

Not all boys - about 15 girls.

Brave brave girls

But they will have us to chaperone...

Abs, have a fab time. Will try and notice if anything interesting happens.

Thanks Hulz.

About the manly man discussion ...
Manliest Man in the History of Manliness
with Tiger

Oi, I want to be offended about my teenagers not being hot but it feels very unconfortable to be discussing grades of hotness...

Have fun abs. Miss us.

Oh that Thickos thread!! Of course I do kno that one, I thought there was a more recent thicko thing going down. I've been vair vair busy lately and MN has become something of a mystery to me - I have no idea what is going on most of the time.

It's alright Paggy. It's not a slur against your undoubtedly GawJuss teenager. I'm getting older. I went out over the weekend (shock! Horror! Staying up past midnight!) for a friend's birthday and was Very Miffed at the person (who I thought was about 12, must have been early 20s) who wouldn't refund my entrance to a rubbish bar.

what IS the world coming to?!

Poor piggy is mostly eaten. Young lovelies are languishing in the garden. Someone is playing beetles toons on the piano. The dog has been sick.
So far so good.........

Well that went well.

All those teenagers. Hundreds of empty bottles of beer etc, discarded hog roast - drinking and rugby and card games etc until 3 in the morning and the only one throwing up was penis dog.

YOU'VE HAD THE PARTY???

You said I was invited. It's this sort of thing that scars a person for life.

We were waiting for you. I thought you had stood me up. The teen boys were greatly disappointed.

This morning is the worst I have ever felt on so little alcohol.

There is a thread somewhere complaining about a teen party last night. I feel I should hide it. What are the chances?

Paggy you are an absolute star. Your kids must jeffin love you.

the pig went off me pretty quickly....
Nah, we just cleared the garden, put up some lights and paid the pig man.

It was so nice to see my boy with all his friends though. He got all dopey and drunk and at one point I asked him how it was going and he went...
"mum look! I got flip flops! I didn't expect people to bring presents but I got some and cards and things and nearly everyone came and they are all so nice and I got flip flops look, flip flops. Aren't I lucky....I got flip flops! Isn't that great!"

ARe you hungover this morning then Paggy?

I feel full of shouts today. The shouts are louder than the love urgings. Or stronger. Or something.

Where do we think Abs has gone on hols? I reckon Magaluf.

2 weeks in Cromer?