Thickos, Dallas and Cardigans for Absy

[Hullygully]

So let us muse upon a cardigan and dwell in Elysian fields of SouthFork where the lips do tremble and the mad roam free.

And fear not the Thicko.

Oh Paggy you have them too? My respect for you has risen again.

Abs in gold they sound delicious. They need their own shelf, really. They need to be on show all the time. Gawd I love shoes.

Nice DH Pag!

I was thinking of getting the black ones as well, for regular every day use (ha!). But it will probably have to wait. About 10 years.

Pagwatch, sounds like DH might have been better buying you <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.pelvic-floor-toners.info/images/aquaflex_cones_2.jpg&imgrefurl=www.pelvic-floor-toners.info/manual_pelvic_floor_toners.html&usg=__IEWBAXx68fR5BCCEv35QkuCeZs0=&h=300&w=300&sz=87&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=bw9a46BbKAC8tM:&tbnh=125&tbnw=125&ei=RkQMTqJrhMS0BuClqewO&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dpelvic%2Bfloor%2Bcones%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26hs%3DDeE%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26biw%3D1016%26bih%3D432%26tbm%3Disch%26prmd%3Divns&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=134&vpy=75&dur=2181&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=123&ty=101&page=1&ndsp=10&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">these rather than the Louboutins

Would anyone like to see a pic of my lovely Saino's flip flops?

yes.

I can't find one! Imagine!

Well, they are flip flops and they are blue. I have two pairs. I also have a pair of blue flip flops that i bought in India when my old blue ones broke and I had to walk the wet pooey streets in one flipflop, and it is very fancy because it has nubbles on the top.

I bought 2 pairs of flip flops for - oh I dunno, a penny or something, from PrimaGucci a few years ago, and one pair was red and the other pair was stripey blue and I wore them on the beach and they broke immediately.

I have a sore throat starting.

I have aching arms because dh made me move 20 extremely heavy cement blocks earlier because he is a hideous and cruel tyrant. I didn't do it in flip flops tho. My arms are all ripped and torn and my shoulder is dislocated.

poor Hully. I think you should rise up against this tyrant, or would Jamezzzzzz think that this was an example of misandry and would cry and weep into his goatee at your mean feminist activity.

I could never, ever cope with having to walk on streets in India with no shoes on. I saw many people and animals pooing on them. Bleurgh

On a similar tyrannical theme, my boss made me do some forgery earlier.

I have risen, I have risen and spoken with dignity about having My Own Work to do. But he's all alone with his arthritic hands, pore ol him.

I hopped, Abs, in the rain. I can't recommend it.

Whay didya forge, SHirl?

A golf club membership. Fucking weirdos.

They are pretending to be members? What. so they can rob it?

No, so that they can play golf in spain. Oh, I don't bloody know - they're always making me do weird shit like that.

I am going to the place in the middle East where the world cup will be. (trying to be mysterious to thwart obsessed googling stalkers my mother.)

They need to prove their golf handicap or people in Spain won't let them use their posh golf course - in case they hack it up with their crappy golf swing and wear football shirts and fart.

I know about these important posho things.

My pig will be here soon.

I am getting pig updates.

I have never had any Laboutins. I've never even tried them on - experience tells me that my feet will be too fat and uncooperative, and not to bother.

Don't forget you invited me, Pagz, to wipe the grease off the dear boys' glistening chests in a strictly motherly and appropriate fashion.

Dies your pig wear a football shirt? And/or fart?

I still think you're lying about inviting round 70 18-yo boys. Nobody is that foolish.....

Fell - never mind, you'll only need ol flip flops in desert land.

I want to stay and waste time chat, but I can't. My cleaner is closing in on me and I haven't even started on the de-junking of the upstairs yet. I hate that - I like to be at least two rooms ahead of her.

AH! Pag, you are clever. That'll be it.

Pagz is a treasurehouse of arcane lore

Fell, me too (tho it's cement blocks rather than the cleaner)