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Jeremy Clarkson - the biggest tosser on the planet. His abhorrent views on breastfeeding and giving birth. prove yet again that he really is a TWAT!

148 replies

hairfullofsnakes · 25/06/2011 17:45

Jeremy 'prick' Clarkson has written a piece in his Saturday column in the sun newspaper about breastfeeding and says amongst other things that 'you say it's the most natural thing in the world, but so is taking a dump' and urges women who bf not to do so when 'men are looking'. He also urges women who bf not to be smug as 'all she has done is have a baby and that's what women are designed to do' and 'a woman giving birth is no cleverer than a man standing up to take a leak'

I could go on but now I am wondering why I am even bothering to be bothered about this scumbag's stupid words. I suppose I just want to say he is a total CUNT and we should all kick him in his (small) balls just for fun. Who is with me?!

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Glitterknickaz · 25/06/2011 17:46

The man is often deliberately inflammatory. He's made a career out of it.
Personally I'd go with the not giving it the oxygen of publicity that it needs.

PebblesAndWine · 25/06/2011 17:47

I am. He is indeed a Cunt. I think he says things like that as its the only way he can get attention.

Very small penis I'm betting.....

mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 25/06/2011 17:47

He can be very amusing on Top Gear though. Smile

catgirl1976 · 25/06/2011 17:47

Agree with Glitter. He probably doesnt actually believe half the stuff he says. It gets a reaction - he gets more publicity - he gets more money. Don't waste your time or effort thinking about him

reelingintheyears · 25/06/2011 17:48

He is a twat.

To kick him in the bollocks would be 'the most natural thing in the world'.

Really he is best ignored...Oh and don't go reading The Sun.

Rindercella · 25/06/2011 17:48

He is only writing this shite to get a reaction.

Nob.

Glitterknickaz · 25/06/2011 17:48

I'd like to fart in his general direction.
His mother was a hamster and his father smelled of elderberries.

DontGoCurly · 25/06/2011 17:49

He's just a troll. It's all tongue in cheek. [meh] He's no Bernard Manning, now he was a proper mysoginist.

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726 · 25/06/2011 17:50

I'd agree with Glitter on that. He's like a small child that gets an indulgent laugh for some inane comment it makes and then carries on making similar remarks in the hope of getting more laughs. Mentally put him on the naughty step and leave him there.

beanlet · 25/06/2011 17:50

He's just being tiresomely predictable and desperately unfunny. Best thing we can collectively do is ignore him, like we did boys who pulled our hair at primary school.

knitty · 25/06/2011 17:50

Arse, now I have to boycott Top Gear. I quite liked watching that. Stupid man!

pinkytheshrinky · 25/06/2011 17:53

Oh it's all good fun - How can you even be bothered to be cross about it?

I am saying this as the breastfeeding Mother of 4 - but also do agree about women who go on and on about having a baby, over-analysing it all - that is extremely tedious.

Clarkson is a cunt for sure but it is his job to be a cunt - he gets paid for being a cunt and being a cunt doesn't mean he is not funny.

Geordieminx · 25/06/2011 17:53

What do you honestly expect reading such drivel as the S*n. It's hardly known for it's profound and intellectual content.

On the basis that you have contributed to lining Kelvin Mckenzie's pockets YABU

mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 25/06/2011 17:53

His Mum invented Paddington Bear.

Useless bit of trivia for you.

Fluter · 25/06/2011 17:54

He's paid to be what you see and hear, and to write what you read to provoke - especially in publications like the Sun who aren't exactly balanced academic peer-reviewed journals. There's a lot of evidence to suggest that the public persona and the real person are wildly different - and it's a persona cultivated by his manager, who just happens to be his wife as well.

Ask anyone involved in Help for Heroes what he's really like...

Glitterknickaz · 25/06/2011 17:55

Paddington Bear the toy that is, mrsdonkey.
Hence why he went to public school.

EmmaBemma · 25/06/2011 17:55

He's like a toddler proudly showing you one of his own turds... ignore him, he'll get over it one day.

LolaRennt · 25/06/2011 17:56

oh god its clarkson and the sun, what can you possibly expect

mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 25/06/2011 17:56

Who ? Paddington or Jeremy ? WinkGrin

Glitterknickaz · 25/06/2011 17:56

It does make you wonder, doesn't it, mrsdonkey Grin

mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 25/06/2011 17:57
Grin
mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 25/06/2011 17:58

(made seperately)

hairfullofsnakes · 25/06/2011 18:00

I know I shouldn't read the sun but I like the free telly mag it gives on Saturday! Lol

Yes - the man must have the tiniest todger in the world!

What a poor excuse for a man - how can any woman fuck him? He is so UGhHH!

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DialsMavis · 25/06/2011 18:00

I feel nauseous if I so much as think about him

LineRunner · 25/06/2011 18:01

His wife's his agent.

They are both quite rich.

She is allegedly persona non grata back in her homeland allegedly for how she chooses to spend their money allegedly.