Jeremy Clarkson - the biggest tosser on the planet. His abhorrent views on breastfeeding and giving birth. prove yet again that he really is a TWAT!

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Jeremy 'prick' Clarkson has written a piece in his Saturday column in the sun newspaper about breastfeeding and says amongst other things that 'you say it's the most natural thing in the world, but so is taking a dump' and urges women who bf not to do so when 'men are looking'. He also urges women who bf not to be smug as 'all she has done is have a baby and that's what women are designed to do' and 'a woman giving birth is no cleverer than a man standing up to take a leak'

I could go on but now I am wondering why I am even bothering to be bothered about this scumbag's stupid words. I suppose I just want to say he is a total CUNT and we should all kick him in his (small) balls just for fun. Who is with me?!

Love BF love JC who is often tongue in cheek with his humour, and quite often has a point. I've only read one of his books but laughed the whole way through and would certainly not consider him a cunt unless I was either mexican or married to him

"When you spend too much time on this site, you realize that most women have no sense of humour whatsoever."

A total knobber statement a la Clarkson.

But then I sometimes quite like Clarkson because he is clearly a bright man although he talks often funny shite to generate interest and earn money.

op never read the sun that's the type of paper it is

I would do more than just buy James May a pint he is up there in my 'celebs I would do' list.

Not clarkson though, although he is funny the thought of shagging him gives me' the dry boak!

Glitter, the hamster, elderberries and farting - Boosh reference? I am wracking my brain to think where I recognise your comments!

why read it, if you know its going to wind you up? as stated earlier he gets paid for 'his' views.

i've met him twice, I used to live near their oxon home. both times he was quite grounded and genuinely good company, and genuinely happy to take the piss out of himself for no entertaining gain. thing is as others have said, his wife and him are clever people and the whole lovetohate shit makes them a fortune. I wouldn't say it's totally an act but it's so well played that I guess behind closed doors they laugh at how wound up people get and how much they buy into the total cunty behaviour. but hey each to their own, if you like him i've a got a medal for you, if you don't you're probably buying jezza his silverware ;)

Lottery-- The Holy Grail, of course!

Women are designed to give birth but it is still amazing. Not particularly clever but amazing all the same. As someone who has no fear of being seen by a partner taking a dump or seeing a partner take a dump, the bfing comment is silly to me anyway :)

Well, I was going to toss my fourpenneth in and say that I do like Clarkson, I do regularly read the Daily Mail but beg leniency on the grounds that I am but a normal person with some, err...tastes that some might find grounds for psychiatric assessment questionable.

But balls to that, that all pales into insignificance now that I happened upon the post regarding Jimmy Saville's Cumface. I am now going to have to knock myself unconscious to get that distressing image out of my head......you horrible, vile, terrible people! I know only one of you actually said it but the rest of you are just as guilty for not having called the police immediately and handed her over to the relevant authorities!

Shame on you all....for the love of God, will nobody think of the CHILDREN???
Aargh....

*drops to knees, wildly shaking fists at nobody in particular.....

Thanks, fuzzy, twas bothering me - of course!

if anyone is a fan of the analytical armadillo on facebook, please check out her jezza breastfeeds photo! lol!

The thread title resonated here.

blogs.independent.co.uk/2012/02/23/the-ugly-face-of-tv-how-jeremy-clarkson-brought-facial-prejudice-to-a-head/

LOL at a bloke who spends his entire life jabbering on about, err, driving cars complaining about other folk being obsessed with banalities

YABU to read or listen to anything by Clarkson - you know what you're getting.

The people I feel sorry for are his poor, innocent, naive fans - he is not as thick or boorish as he pretends but he thinks they are and feeds them what he thinks they want - and that condescension is what I find most objectionable about him.

just GET OVER it!!!! and take with pnch of salt FFS!!!

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He's annoying but you've reacted and given him just the attention and publicity that he wanted - result for Jezza!

Saying that, thank God there are still folk out there who refuse to be total people pleasers and just write or say bland, PC drivel. Outrageous drivel at least gets folk talking.

I'm very glad he said it as it is the complete opposite to what I personally believe. If I ever share the same opinion with that idiot I will throw myself off a bridge.

There are some very sad people in life and he really should be pitied. Yes, he may have mega bucks in the bank but he has sold his soul to the devil. His personal life sounds a shambles, he's probably a shit dad who's kids won't want to know him in a few years. 99.9% of women find him sexually repulsive. He craves fame and attention. What a sad twat.

I love Jeremy Clarkson. I even buy his books

Anyone who still gets offended by Clarkson is just giving him exactly what he wants. He's the boy who chases girls around the playground with bogeys on his fingers. He won't stop while people are still screaming.

Ignore, ignore, ignore

...Oh and well said TheCrunchUnderfoot

A senior BBC executive is in all the papers saying that Jeremy Clarkson was "protected" like Jimmy Savile was. The translation of this is that Jimmy Savile and Jeremy Clarkson both were Members of Masonic Lodges, and that the BBC has a powerful Masonic presence.

If anyone has any doubt whether there is a shady side to Freemasonry here are 3 mainstream media articles that shine a light on it:

Operation Tiberius The Independent - : www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/revealed-how-gangs-used-the-freemasons-to-corrupt-police-9054670.html

Nick Davies The Guardian — Freemasons in the police: www.nickdavies.net/1997/01/01/freemasons-in-the-police/

Channel 4 - Ex deputy Chief Constable call's for inquiry into Masonic Lodge (Bryn Estyn Children's Home in Wales) - YouTube : m.youtube.com/watch?v=wwIoA2CU9b8

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