Jeremy Clarkson - the biggest tosser on the planet. His abhorrent views on breastfeeding and giving birth. prove yet again that he really is a TWAT!

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Jeremy 'prick' Clarkson has written a piece in his Saturday column in the sun newspaper about breastfeeding and says amongst other things that 'you say it's the most natural thing in the world, but so is taking a dump' and urges women who bf not to do so when 'men are looking'. He also urges women who bf not to be smug as 'all she has done is have a baby and that's what women are designed to do' and 'a woman giving birth is no cleverer than a man standing up to take a leak'

I could go on but now I am wondering why I am even bothering to be bothered about this scumbag's stupid words. I suppose I just want to say he is a total CUNT and we should all kick him in his (small) balls just for fun. Who is with me?!

He's very tall - saw him on the tube once (though I'm sure he'd deny it).

Unfortunately it was too crowded to kick him - already disliked him after he made a nice friend at a call centre cry needlessly.

Maybe it's not worth selling your soul for a tv mag?

I can't believe this is the only twatty bit of misogynistic crap you've ever seen in the sun, by buying it your putting money in Clarkson's pocket and I don't really see how it's snobby to say that.

sorry you're

Anyone who thinks Clarkson is being serious when he writes his columns should also be reminded of what he said when interviewing Alistair Campbell. Clarkson told Campbell that he no more believed the guff he wrote in his articles, than Campbell believed the guff he said in his interviews/ and press conferences.

anyhoo.desired result for jc.folk talking about him

Does he still live in a lighthouse on the Isle of Man? No flash car on the planet says, "penis substitute" more glaringly than living in a massively and impractically long erection IMO.

I much prefer that lovly James May, shall we talk about him instead then and ignore silly Jeremy?

Hey Scottish I never claimed I never read dm! I know some people do but I own up!

Fair enough supercal about the sun. For me it's like a fattening burger sometimes I just want to read a crappy paper! But I dont like or look at the tits!

'I hate Top Gear and I hope Jeremy Clarkson's children go blind and I wish Richard "The Hamster" Hammond had been killed in that crash'

"I much prefer that lovly James May, shall we talk about him instead then and ignore silly Jeremy?"

Agreed. May's such a sweetie isn't he.

We were watching May's programme a couple of Sundays ago, where he built the longest model railway ever(?). I was sat swooning over May's attractive shyness while OH waxed on about how May really must be 'the man' just because he was wearing the same watch as OH.

jeremy clarkson is my guilty secret,

I hope Jeremy Clarkson's children go blind

harsh.

Clarkson is funny - mind you, you have to understand his humour.

Troisgarcons It's just a joke - like they do on Top Gear!

Um dolldagga...

Ahhh - fond memories of girlie nights out and 'come faces' My own particular favourite was Jimmy Saville.....

hm my FIL is in the same cemetery as his FIL, if wiki is to be believed

^ ha ha ha! troisgarcons I don't think you realise it but you just did a v. funny joke.

it makes us, like, twins...

I have to say, it's James May's floppy hair, ability to play classical piano and general understatedness that I quite like.

He passes the 'would I buy him a pint' test easily.

what we should do is dig up a picture of Kristin Scott-Thomas breastfeeding, and see whether he finds it offensive or not?

"Clarkson is funny - mind you, you have to understand his humour."

Yeah right

You rarely find humour with that level sophistication outside the pages of the Sun, a paper well known for the impenetrably complex writing of it's columnists.

I have a hard time dealing with that level of erudition, must be why I find him about as funny as a burning orphanage.

Jimmy Saville's "come face"

He used to do that, "o-o-o-o-o-ooooooo" noise too didn't he? As if he were jiggling breasts.

I guess you just have to be a bloke, Chen.

Love this sudden influx we've had of sad blokes stuck inside on a Saturday night, posting on MN.

Going on about how crap the place is, and yet they just can't stay away. Argue all you like, but you clearly love us, or you wouldn't hang around. Nobody is that much of a martyr.

I went to a filming of TG once with DH and his best friend and JC is very, very good at what he does. Does the entire show in one take, ad libs, makes the guests feel welcome and a day to remember for everyone who's come to watch. Still not a fan of TG itself since cars bore me senseless.

I'm breastfeeding my second - couldn't care less what he thinks on that score - I'm not suddenly going to stop doing it just because JC has spouted some went-out-ŵithat the-ark views.

Oh, and why do antis always compare a baby consuming food with taking a dump?! Adults - even male adults! - are allowed to eat their food in public; why not babies?