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Jeremy Clarkson - the biggest tosser on the planet. His abhorrent views on breastfeeding and giving birth. prove yet again that he really is a TWAT!

148 replies

hairfullofsnakes · 25/06/2011 17:45

Jeremy 'prick' Clarkson has written a piece in his Saturday column in the sun newspaper about breastfeeding and says amongst other things that 'you say it's the most natural thing in the world, but so is taking a dump' and urges women who bf not to do so when 'men are looking'. He also urges women who bf not to be smug as 'all she has done is have a baby and that's what women are designed to do' and 'a woman giving birth is no cleverer than a man standing up to take a leak'

I could go on but now I am wondering why I am even bothering to be bothered about this scumbag's stupid words. I suppose I just want to say he is a total CUNT and we should all kick him in his (small) balls just for fun. Who is with me?!

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catgirl1976 · 25/06/2011 18:03

i do like topgear though. which is odd since i cant even drive

Glitterknickaz · 25/06/2011 18:03

Allegedly they have separated too.

PhilipJFry · 25/06/2011 18:04

I remember Piers Morgan explaining on television (a while ago) why Jeremy Clarkson punched him. He said that as editor he'd gotten photos and evidence of Clarkson being intimate with a woman who wasn't his wife- Clarkson had rung him up and begged him not to publish and saying it was a one-off, so he didn't. A while later they got another lot of photos showing the exact same thing and this time Morgan ran them...when Clarkson next saw him he punched him. I found it funny that he felt like attacking Piers Morgan rather than taking a good long look at himself, the twat.

LolaRennt · 25/06/2011 18:07

hmm Piers Morgan or Jeremy Clarkson, who would win in a twat off? Be pretty close I reckon

mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 25/06/2011 18:08

Piers definetely. Too fecking smug.

Rindercella · 25/06/2011 18:08

Lola, I wouldn't want to bet on it...

LineRunner · 25/06/2011 18:09

If they have separated for real, as opposed to a 'feel my pain' stunt, I will eat a sprouted seed.

Doobydoo · 25/06/2011 18:12

The best thing to do is IGNORE HIM he would hate that! he gets away with utter bilge because the bbc is like a sniggery teenage boys club and for some reason he has the impression he is interesting and his opinions count for something.IGNORE...

EmmaBemma · 25/06/2011 18:16

In our student days, my female drinking friends and I used to gross each other out by imagining the "comeface" of various odious male celebrities. Both Morgan and Clarkson featured prominently in this ordeal. Also Gary Rhodes.

Andrewofgg · 25/06/2011 18:18

He has done some good work e.g. his series about winners of the VC (his father-in-law was one which is how he got interested) - the programme about St Nazaire was as fine a piece of television as I have ever seen.

What a pity, then, that most of the time he is a big-mouthed (except that he talks out of the other end) irresponsible scumbag.

Andrewofgg · 25/06/2011 18:20

And if he punched Piers Morgan, well, there's good in the worst of us . . .

aliceliddell · 25/06/2011 18:22

Bit confused - 'reading' + 'The Sun' - surely some mistake??

LineRunner · 25/06/2011 18:25

He never met or knew his wife's father.

Desiderata · 25/06/2011 18:26

I love Jeremy.

moondog · 25/06/2011 18:28

I spent years despising him and now think he is very amusing.
I even read a book of his last year on holiday (admittedly it was only English book available at that place-Bangladeshi/Burmese border but even so, I laughed a few times.

LineRunner · 25/06/2011 18:28

And his wife loves his money.

Andrewofgg · 25/06/2011 18:28

LineRunner: if you say so. But if the man was a VC that may have got him interested. And if he wasn't; well, the programmes which I mentioned (and his punching Piers Morgan!) are still items to be set down to his credit against an overwhelming debit account.

LineRunner · 25/06/2011 18:28

Allegedly.

Lorenz · 25/06/2011 18:30

God what a twat.

LineRunner · 25/06/2011 18:33

Robert Cain VC was a hero and remains a hero in his native land.

Go find out what Clarkson's reputation is in that same country.

mayorquimby · 25/06/2011 18:39

Disagree with him on BF and that women should hide it etc.
Agree wholeheartedly with his disdain for the smugness of some people based purely on the fact that they have had a child and think that this somehow makes them special or their opinion on matters which have nothing to do with having children are now somehow more valid because they are prefaced with "as a mother/parent...."

Omigawd · 25/06/2011 18:41

Jeremy Clarkson takes aim at topic guaranteed to offend some people shock horror.

See:

Trolls, the not feeding of........

hairfullofsnakes · 25/06/2011 18:47

Lol at reading and the sun! The free telly mag is good on a Saturday!

And Grin at the lady who played the game of imagining jezza at al comefaces! Yukkkkkkkk!

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LineRunner · 25/06/2011 18:49

Jezza's comeface looks like James May.

fairydoll · 25/06/2011 18:59

But in all honesty there is nothing 'clever' about giving birth is there?

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