Let's bitch about other Mumsnetters

[LoopyLoopsBettyBoops]

It is AIBU, after all.

No seriously, show me some love.

Yes, I am drunk, for the first time since becoming pregnant, so many months ago. Humour me.

Lol at gin! (Mobile browsing means I do one page at a time) I've been in hospital for 4 weeks today and just been told there's no sign of my escape so any form of alcohol would be good if someone can sneak it in?

fucking 'ell dude

dont chuck 'em..... they dont bounce like kids

Ow! Who's chucking felines?

Does anyone even want to hear my idea for an evil thread?

yes!

Yes, but I have to remove a cat from my hair first!

Oooh, but it'll get nasty...

(pussy?)

But Honey, how'd I get dragged into this? I tell you, I'm innocent, I know nothing about no Mormons!

Which MNer do you think might not like you? Any idea why?

I put rubber bands round them. Makes them more bouncy-like :)

What thread loopy

I dont really know any Mner's, so no idea why they wouldnt like me.

I'm not ignoring you;re questions btw, sorry

didn't want to answer when you thought I was pissed off/miffed/sad/suicidal etc

I'm spotty with what the doc believes to be Psoriasis or chicken pox.....
but he did say if it aint gone in two weeks it aint chicken pox

we're touching on two weeks now(sunday) and its going but not gone so I'm guessing its psoriasis which she told me was incurable and you just have it forever

I know I know, peter went through hell and I'm comolaining about psoriasis but hey, I am, sorry,...thats why myname says I'm sad

Also the fat part of my name, I'm two stone heavier than I have ever been unless pg or 4 weeks post birth and I hate it
I can feel it walking up stairs, lying in bed, playing with the kids

look in the mirror and AAHHHHH

I'm really botherd by this, I look awful, I used to look alright
fact
cause that was what was in my head and that is what matters so now in my head I look like shit and its awful

(and in all seriousness I do look awful)

so I'm a rhino, I am spotty, I amn fat and I am sad about those tow things

I'm not even going to explai all the other tens of things that I am worried sick or to tears about that actually matter cause you all know I'm not a vacuous (sp?) shallow bitch but someone asked....sorry, I'll shut up now

MN rocks
hope you're all ok

(((Hugs Trin)))

I like ShirleyKnot - Shirley's posts make me laugh

Oh Trinity. :(

Would it make you feel any better if I revealed that none of the others on this thread (apart from me) ever* wash their minges?

bloody hell one sad mnetter at a time!

Trinity Psoriasis can be tamed and whilst some times you may be big and sometimes you may be small you will always consistently be lovely

Confuddled Embrace the madness you seem the type , I bet your not innocent, I bet you googled dragonbutter.

Crosshairs I know you now, your alright

ginhag how the holy fuck do you get rubber bands on a cat??????????????????

You keep getting my name wrong, you dont know me at all!

Jeez

Loopy - I'm not sure how well it'd work (aside from the bunfight issue). I'm still holding a grudge against someone who corrected my grammar in an unnecessary way nearly 2 years ago, I've namechanged since then and I can't actually remember who she is so neither of us would know we didn't like each other but I still don't like her!

Yes loopy it was on the radio when my huband walked in saying " the bin's full of maggots.." so i started singing it like a loon in his face.

We had the mners you hate thingy after Crimbo didn't we?

Loopy you are beyond fucking rude.

I washed my minge last Thursday, I remember clearly because it was also bin day.

Was it me, Thrusty? I'm one of those irritating pedants who can't write terribly well.

I thought it was self-cleaning