Let's bitch about other Mumsnetters

[LoopyLoopsBettyBoops]

It is AIBU, after all.

No seriously, show me some love.

Yes, I am drunk, for the first time since becoming pregnant, so many months ago. Humour me.

Seriously everyone seems to have a Mormon influx but me.

I don't have any here either Crosshair

ChaosTrulyReigns pisses me off all the time. She's too funny for my liking.

Tsk

ginhag

You can have my Jehovah's Witnesses if you're lonely Honeydragon.

Ha. Now no one saw me. It doesn't count if no one saw me

I have my own Jehovahs witness who calls every quarter and scares all the others away, she comes in for a cuppa and drops of the watchtower and asks me if I have cast aside my homosexual friends yet for the sake of my children. And yet weirdly I'm still quite fond of her, I admire her perseverance.

FFS- no FSS!!!! I remember the days when MN was truly a nest of vipers etc etc now we are all vipers without fangs. Grow a pair (of fangs!) FFS you are all so entitled (to fangs) And what do you think you are playing at being so fecking witty. you need to grow up, shed your skin a few times and look at the world through despectacled snake-eyes. FFS.

ssssssss

As if you have your own personal Jehovahs witness, I never get the same one twice.

I'll take a hug Ginghag, I'll take all I can with thanks!

What's all this mormon stuff? Confised.com

I lurrrrve LeQueen and Ledkr, they seems
Like sassy ladies!

Hi Plopsicle!

Have you been away for a while?

I never get JWs. My Mum & Sister would invite them in for a vigorous discussion on theology. They stopped calling after a while.

ugh, confuzzled. or wahtever. more mulled coder for mummy.

FFS CIDER

Shhhhhhh loopy

Look a bit scared and sort of in pain and we can probably carry this off.

What? We ain't doing nuffink.

eww

I'm too drunk for subterfuge.

Is that the right word?

erm, crosshair os a bit wanky

I meant is not os....

Trin, why are you spotty etc?

You shat in my gin crosshair. You shat in my gin

OW! Which of you arseholes just fucking hit me!

Trin, why sad? Hmmm?

note unable to include verbs in writing above,,,....