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[LoopyLoopsBettyBoops]

It is AIBU, after all.

No seriously, show me some love.

Yes, I am drunk, for the first time since becoming pregnant, so many months ago. Humour me.

Peer pressure!

My lip is droopy yet flexible. Well practised.

Ginhag, night lovely xxx

'very funny and slightly revolting'

That is actually the best I am ever going to get isn't it??

It's better than anything DP would say about me anyway...

sleep tight.

Better than slightly funny and very revolting. Or is it?

Right. Looks like you've all gone to bed. I've had fun, I'm going to bed cheery, so thanks. :)

(and xxxxx)

(ps. Crosssssssssssssssssssy I expect the story of your name at some point)

Nope on the spanking thread! Nite then!

Night binfull. Saw you just then on the Glastonbury thread. Right with you. Shambala for me this year I think, other than that kind of stuff, game over for festivals for me.

Morning ladies!

Morning, how's the morning after the night before?

if I feel like this after such a tiny amount of beer I dread to think what have happened if I'd had gin (there is a plausible attempt at a lame pun in there somewhere).

Hey all

Good here thanks, all birthday presents for Dd bought, just need to think of an appropriate outing.

Options (please choose, bearing in mind we have friends bringing their kids aged 2,3,6,9,12. DD will be 2.

The park (picnic)
Farm park
Soft play
Castle/adventure playground thingy.

Bear in mind we are paying and not rich, plus is supposed to be a nice day.

Ps am intending to have a little Pimms (yes, PIMMS!) later. Car to join me?

:)

Farm park or The park (picnic) gets my vote!

eww Pimms.

eww Pimms? Are you mad?

Park it is, farm park closed on Sundays. Water pistols in the park.

Im currently teetotal and the thought of Pimms gives me a vom face. :o

Ah, fair enough!

Mmmm pimms and lemonade, with loads of mint and some random bits of fruit, I would join you but we haven't got any in the house (and I'm too lazy to go and get any).

Beautiful day for water pistols in the park tomorrow (according to every weather forecast I've seen anyway)

I'm not getting pushed around, not on a thread like this anyway!

How could you, Im with child!

DS2 was asleep on my lap when you pushed me over, did you care???

No Pimms. :( They ran out. Dramatically changes the concept of a water fight in the park!

Pimms wouldn't really work in a waterpistol anyway, the fruit would get stuck!

Did you have a good party? I guess you might still be having a good party depending on whether you found an alternative Pimms source!