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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

Let's bitch about other Mumsnetters

251 replies

LoopyLoopsBettyBoops · 24/06/2011 21:46

It is AIBU, after all.

No seriously, show me some love.

Yes, I am drunk, for the first time since becoming pregnant, so many months ago. Humour me.

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Honeydragon · 24/06/2011 22:49

Loopys not a cunt she's a liver

Crosshair · 24/06/2011 22:49

You're a twunt Biscuit

PelvicFloor0fSteel · 24/06/2011 22:49

Just try it!

Honeydragon · 24/06/2011 22:50
LoopyLoopsBettyBoops · 24/06/2011 22:50

ooooh a lover. I see. Furry nuff.

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Crosshair · 24/06/2011 22:50
PelvicFloor0fSteel · 24/06/2011 22:50

Oh dear I think I was on the wrong page again Grin

LoopyLoopsBettyBoops · 24/06/2011 22:51

no, think not

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MotherMucca · 24/06/2011 22:51

You're all in a bitchy-matey-pally-quiche.

FFS. This is not what I signed up for.

TrinIsASadSpottyFatRhino · 24/06/2011 22:51
confuddledDOTcom · 24/06/2011 22:52

"What's all this mormon stuff? Confised.com"

What? What I do? Don't bring me into it! I'm innocent! Innocent I tell you!

:(

Confused
LoopyLoopsBettyBoops · 24/06/2011 22:52

Pretty good at the facey emoticonny thingies though Trin.

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ginhag · 24/06/2011 22:52
  1. Double-Hard Bastard
  2. See twatfingers post.
  3. Umm. How the fuck could anyone answer that? I am ginhag, hear me roar???
Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 24/06/2011 22:52

If that was referring to me, i'll have you know that after a bedridden couple of days i have now rinsed my undercarriage and am as fresh as a daisy in the morning dew of a Swiss meadow.....

My flatulence, on the other hand, could kill a canary....

Tortington · 24/06/2011 22:53

rhubarb0 is a dirty vadge sniffer - in that she only sniffs dirty ones

Crosshair · 24/06/2011 22:53

This thread needs more Mormons.

mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA · 24/06/2011 22:53

Well I have a COCK (atiel) Grin

LoopyLoopsBettyBoops · 24/06/2011 22:54

I've got a mental image of a girl with maggotty pigtails bouncing her head from left to right to the tune of Cornershop. Is that the idea behind the name, Binfull?

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Honeydragon · 24/06/2011 22:54

Confuddled Crosshairs and I have discovered a unfair distribution of Mormons across the United Kingdom.....we are missing out Sad, it's scandalous.

LoopyLoopsBettyBoops · 24/06/2011 22:54

Every thread needs more mormons. Or every mormon needs more thread. Or something.

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ginhag · 24/06/2011 22:54

Trin, no you don't. But I've been around a lot and don't like to see you sad.

I actually don't like to see anyone sad

TrinIsASadSpottyFatRhino · 24/06/2011 22:55

lol custy, you are the funniest mner....tonight Grin

totally a 'dirty vadge'... sniffer she is

you have to put that pause in

LoopyLoopsBettyBoops · 24/06/2011 22:55

Ooooh I've got an idea for a thread. But it would kick off.

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Honeydragon · 24/06/2011 22:56

mrsdonkeybucketVAMOSRAFA

Don't put your cock downwind of binfullofmaggotsonthe45 Wink

LoopyLoopsBettyBoops · 24/06/2011 22:56

Don't throw kittens you evil bastard!

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