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[LoopyLoopsBettyBoops]

It is AIBU, after all.

No seriously, show me some love.

Yes, I am drunk, for the first time since becoming pregnant, so many months ago. Humour me.

Well Trin is a sad, spotty, fat rhino!

Yeah, what the Italian wine lady said.

Trin did it turn out to be just spotty or spotty and flaky?

val you're not worrying about me, you're insulting me

ok so this is the right thread but

Some of our neighbours are JW, they used to get in because DP is a softie and they were nice to the cat, they must have given up on us though as we don't even get a watchtower anymore. I remember hearing once that part of their religion is to accept benevolently when people shout at them and they probably decided we weren't shouty enough to help them get to heaven or something...

Oi Loopy and ginhag - we can see what you're up to and it's not allowed!

'you is mean' would have worked better

Ah, I like Pelvic being on a thread with me. Fancy some?

Fuck. I meant as in [ grin ]

I have a beer! I've not had many since getting pregnant so gin would probably leave me on the floor. Bad enough as it is trying to keep track of threads...

''Ah, I like Pelvic being on a thread with me. Fancy some?''

Get a room.

A chat room? Do they exist any more? Does MN do rooms?

Gin is for hags.

I might have to change my name if this carries on. When I called myself this I assumed I would be abbreviated to steel not pelvic.

(with beer)

Poor pelvic. :(

:o

Ok now I'm worrying about trin.

This is all wrong because

A) the thread title means everyone will turn up looking for a fight (even tho loopy has confessed she actually wants to be a liver, not a fighter)

B) trine doesn't know who the fuck I am. Actually nor does loopy or anyone else

C) I am supposed to be a straight talking, back slapping DHB that s only a little soft round the edges but this actually doesn't matter as no one knows who I am

I'm going to call you Thrusty.

Your all cunts

And yes pelvic I would leave you on the floor

arf at liver not a fighter

1. WTF is DHB?
2. Why do I want to be a liver? Any organ do, or just liver?
3. Who are you then?

But at least we can spell pumper!

A LIVER?

A lover obviously. Twatfingers.

who are you ginhag, do I 'know'' you?

and dont worry about me, I'm fine
If I appear to be notgetting it and geting upset then I'm obviously drunker than I though I was and obviously not as funny as I thougt I was