Let's bitch about other Mumsnetters

[LoopyLoopsBettyBoops]

It is AIBU, after all.

No seriously, show me some love.

Yes, I am drunk, for the first time since becoming pregnant, so many months ago. Humour me.

Greeny, did you wash with Binfull's maggots by chance? Crunchy.

Oh trin. You poor love. Am sorry you're feeling so shit.

I have been posting some fucking pointless hilarious links to cheer up MumsnetTown but they have mostly been ignored but I have been trying, in my own crappy way, to make the word a happier place.

Nah, my point was to bring out the paranoia. Saying who you dislike is very different from saying who you are afraid dislikes you.

Was it you who posted the grim Glasto picture?

Nope no Glasto pics.

Bin day? Have i got my own day?

Wow, shucks, thanks folks. I dedicate my day to the clean fanjo, and now pronounce it the annual "douche your yawning donkey day!"

I'll, er' dig it out from the Glast thread...

Muddy grimness from other thread

So you are pregnant and drunk?

Sunday. No.

Crosshair at least you know I lovingly type it in full not copy and paste. But I can't help it, even now your name is crying out to me for that extra s

Nope. I am no longer pregnant and finally drunk. Come to judge did you? Away with ye.

woah at that pic.

Crossshair?

Urgh loopy...

here's one of mine

Avast.

Is that pirate for bugger off?

Nope, DS2 is 5 months and has finally gone to bed!

Loopy - definitely not you, there's a few people whose names I confuse (even though they aren't very similar) and it's one of them but I don't know which one.

Not sure "Tide stick" is very good in that context. (snigger)

:o

@ yawning donkey

Sunday gone off (avasted?) to judge elsewhere? If I weren't having so much fun I might be a leetle offended.

Oh dear god, my eyes, my eyes, someone please apply wirewool to my eyes.

i am not advocating that method of cleaning on the official "Binfull says douche your yawning donkey" day.

She must be enjoying it, she's let go of her dog on a bit of string wearing a neckerchief, and her crusty jugglers balls....

Nope.

You have completely lost me.

you could of pretended to be 5 months and sloshed!

I'm afraid I'm going to have to admit that I can no longer keep up with the thread - 'DS2 is 5 months' is not the answer to 'is that pirate for bugger off?' I always thought avast meant something about forwards, maybe.

And on that note I'm off to bed, goodnight. xx