To just want Jason Orange to let me know which way he bats?

[BupcakesandCunting]

So if he DOES prefer the company of gentlemen, I can quit planning to leave DH for him?

Just let us know one way or the other, Jase, mate. I've had a suitcase packed in the loft for the last five years. It's starting to look like it's never gonna happen. :(

They are all bloody camp!! which one is Jason, again?

Jason is the one who looks like a god hewn from marble by the hands of Michelangelo.

And the only one who is single.

But he DID boff Lulu.

Boffing Lulu is no indication of Heterosexuality especially if he followed her up with Dolly Parton and Shirley Bassey...

he's starting to look a little 'aged'....

He looks aged because he needs the love of a good Bupcakes woman.

DoodledGirl

Sorry to burst your bubble but he does indeed bat for the other team

Can't remember where I read the interview where he says it, but I only remember because my mum luuuurves him and it meant I could take the piss. As she used to laugh at me for liking the campest-looking of them all and he turned out to be a serial womaniser, whereas HER favourite was actually the gay one.

Lulu??!! As in 'the' Lulu???!!!

Surely you're not referring to the pint sized Glaswegian has-been that was once married to a famous crimper, and who currently flogs over-priced crap face creams on QVC while conveniently forgetting to mention that her lines and wrinkes are only non-existent thanks to the surgeon's knife and gallons of botox?

If your Jase boffed that Lulu you're either in with a chance or the experience sent him in another direction .

On the third hand, if he's still got her number he might not looked aged for much longer - but if he does start looking a bit tight around the gills that'll have sod-all to do with her time-bombs.

No.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I can't stick bleedin' Lulu. "I look like a teenager, me." No, you look like a cat in a windtunnel. Plus, you sullied my Jase.

Bupcakes really? Jason Orange? Really though? but but but... how do you manage to look at Jase when the all mighty lovliness that is Gary Barlow is near by?.... I don't think I quite understand.

Oh don't get me wrong, Gary would get it too, so would Howard for that matter. I wouldn't touch gurning chimp Robbie or little pipkin Marky with yours.

Breathe a sigh of relief, Mark and Robbie.

You really want Lulu's sloppy seconds?

If it comes in the shape of Jason Oranges, yes.

Sorry but he sets me ever so reliable gaydar off, bigtime.

I can see where you're going with it all though, he was once the ugly one but he's got much better with age. Oh and as for Lulu, urghhhhhhhhhhh, I can't even articulate how much she does my head in! no love, you don't look fabulous, you're beginning to look like that bride of Whatshername.

He's bi. So is Robbie.

The fat builder one sets my radar off big time, too, even though he is supposedly salt-of-t'earth married-wiv-kids northerner.

gaydar even

Well, it's almost compulsory to be bi these days.

He was never the ugly one! How dare you! Gary was the ugly one. :(

Hahaha well it is true Gary used to have an odd square head (why isn't it square anymore?)

What DID GB do to fix his square head? bloody conundrum.

Have you checked that suitcase for moths recently, bups? I've got a plague of them in my attic and the buggers have started having a go at my woolly stair carpets.

Gary used to have that awful buzz-cut hairdo that made him look like a Canal St version of Ivan Drago from Rocky.

I haven't checked the suitcase, izzy. I probably should re-pack it with stuff that is in fashion now.

Maybe he used the opposite equivalent of one of these during the wilderness years....

Just checked out some recent pix of the 'god' bups.

'hewn from marble by the hands of Michelangelo' - sorry to break the news that it looks like old Mickeyboy used a duff piece of Carrara.

I wouldn't bother to re-pack the suitcase - vintage and boho are always on-trend, and 'eccentric' never dates.

Gay as all get out I'm afraid.

My dad has been in love with Lulu for 40 years, man and boy.

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And Lulu's been up herself for more than 60 years - your poor dad Countess.