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To just want Jason Orange to let me know which way he bats?

176 replies

BupcakesandCunting · 20/06/2011 09:36

So if he DOES prefer the company of gentlemen, I can quit planning to leave DH for him?

Just let us know one way or the other, Jase, mate. I've had a suitcase packed in the loft for the last five years. It's starting to look like it's never gonna happen. :(

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UrsulaBuffay · 20/06/2011 21:45

Fail

realhousewifeofdevoncounty · 20/06/2011 21:46

Howard used to be my favourite,, but after they came back Jason has aged much better and just gets sexier with age, plus seeing him dancing life on stage did it for me, he has such a presence on stage. Yum!

fruitshootsandheaves · 20/06/2011 21:48

which one is which?
I always get Jason and Howard mixed up....is there a reliable way to tell them apart...just in case I should ever bump into them in Tesco or somewhere, I don't want to look foolish by undressing addressing them incorrectly

realhousewifeofdevoncounty · 20/06/2011 21:49

IMO Robbie was an arrogant twunt in that show. The four of him don't need him anymore, but he still acts like they do! And he was a bit rude to Jason and it made me Angry. Not sure if it was staged, if it wasn't then Robbie was being a nasty dickwad, if it was, then I didn't find it funny! Angry

Georgimama · 20/06/2011 21:50

Yes. Howard is the sexy one. Jason looks like the blockhead one from New Kids on the Block (Danny?).

UrsulaBuffay · 20/06/2011 21:51

I always loved Gary, even with massive flat top hair and the colour of an aspirin.

realhousewifeofdevoncounty · 20/06/2011 21:54

Jason - Taller (just), skinnier but lean and ripped, could crack nuts in his buttocks, square jaw, slight acne scarring, beautiful smile, ace dancer, really sweet lovely singing voice but he is really shy about singing (bless!).

Howard - still tall, still quite ripped, lisp, chin jut, doesn't smile much, ace dancer but not quite as good as Jase, bit of a divvy singing voice but they let him a lot for some reason, used to be Ibiza club DJ.

Hmm. Could see why you find it tricky. But Jase is the best, sexiest one of the two - no contest!

Sparklegeek · 20/06/2011 22:01

But if I ever met Jason or Howard in Tesco's it wouldn't matter which was which, either would very much do...

fruitshootsandheaves · 20/06/2011 22:02

ok so here is a photo of them without Robbie to make it easier
now i know that gary is the one who is crosseyed trying to focus on his fringe and Mark is the manically grinning one who bears a rather creepy resemblance to Keith Chegwin in this picture
but apart from that I can't tell. The two that are left are 'wild hair man' second left and chiselled square jaw man on the right.

TurkeyBurgerThing · 20/06/2011 22:05

Howard is the one who looks like he'd rip of your knickers with his teeth and fuck you up against a wall until you had no insides left. Yeah, that one...

TurkeyBurgerThing · 20/06/2011 22:08

Oh and Jason is the one who would do the same, but would probably need a mirror to admire his own lovely pert arse at the same time, and then just walk off afterwards saying nothing and leaving you there cross-eyed and knickerless....

fruitshootsandheaves · 20/06/2011 22:08

thats not very helpful for me when I meet them in Tesco though is it?

Ah yes you must be Howard the one who looks like ripping my knickers off and.....
They might all try to be Howard...

Sparklegeek · 20/06/2011 22:09

Turkey you have such a way with words!! But yes - exactly what she said :) (Fruitshoots, he would be wild hair man i your pic - but that was too much hair, is better now).

Sparklegeek · 20/06/2011 22:09

"They might all try to be Howard"

...And the problem with that is......????

fruitshootsandheaves · 20/06/2011 22:10

on the other hand i could just say "oh hello Gary, Hello Mark" and then pretend to be distracted by the Beetroot or Gem lettuces, that could get me out of a tight spot!

TurkeyBurgerThing · 20/06/2011 22:12

Oh and by the way fellow Jason admirers.....I bet you forgot aaaaaaall about this didn't you, hmmmm. didn't you???

(it includes up against wall fucking funnily enough mwaahaaahaaaaaa......)

letitlie · 20/06/2011 22:14

Ok, I'm past the age of being fussy, after seeing them last week, would have happily let any of them have their way with me Grin.... however if I was given the option of being fussy, jeez its close between Howard and Jason, but I think Howard would just clinch it Wink

Georgimama · 20/06/2011 22:17

In that photo Jason is on the right and Howard is second left.

(fans self decorously at all this smutty talk)

Sparklegeek · 20/06/2011 22:20

A 'tight spot' in the salad section?! Oh I wish!

fruitshootsandheaves · 20/06/2011 22:21

so Howard = Hair
and Jason = Jaw

think Ive got it now!

Sparklegeek · 20/06/2011 22:27

That Youtube vid WAS Jason pretending to be Howard wasn't it?! First he's a club DJ, then he's up a dark alley with me some girl. Yep, Howard.

realhousewifeofdevoncounty · 20/06/2011 22:28
is a lovely homage to him - plus if you have sound you can hear his lovely singing voice!
realhousewifeofdevoncounty · 20/06/2011 22:29

Have to see live footage of him break dancing shirtless though to really appreciate his sexiness, or see him live in the flesh more preferably!

realhousewifeofdevoncounty · 20/06/2011 22:32
is for bupcakes.
Sparklegeek · 20/06/2011 22:36

I was right up the front for that pole dance & I just didn't know which way to look. Jason on the left or Howard on the right...sob!