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To just want Jason Orange to let me know which way he bats?

176 replies

BupcakesandCunting · 20/06/2011 09:36

So if he DOES prefer the company of gentlemen, I can quit planning to leave DH for him?

Just let us know one way or the other, Jase, mate. I've had a suitcase packed in the loft for the last five years. It's starting to look like it's never gonna happen. :(

OP posts:
darleneoconnor · 20/06/2011 11:33

He has got a twin brother called Justin...

FoofffyShmoofffer · 20/06/2011 11:36

Lulu - man and boy????

S'no great surprise. I always new there was something.

aaannndd it explains the Jason Orange mystery.

piprabbit · 20/06/2011 11:38

Well I never knew there were two of them...
Thanks darlene.
here.

Pumpernickel10 · 20/06/2011 11:40

He's never married as he? I think he bats for the other team.

SuePurblybilt · 20/06/2011 11:40

I so knew this would be you Buppy. I hope he is straight so he can bang you silly and shut you up bleating on about him. The spivvy ponce-faced cretin that he is.
Now, Howard, on the other hand, is perfect, apart from his name. I'd feel I was in a sit-com, shagging someone called Howard. Plus he does need a wash but that's easily fixed Smile.

HappyAsIAm · 20/06/2011 11:44

I have no idea, but he sets my gaydar off to an extreme. Surely he is? Maybe you should turn your affections towards a more deserving male Bupcakes. What about Jason Isaacs? Now he is a fine example of a man.

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 20/06/2011 11:44

Or a movie like Howard's End Away Sue?

happywheezer · 20/06/2011 11:46

I once saw Jason and Robbie holding and touching hands on tv, my heart sank. And my gay friend said they were gay so it MUST be true, if a gay man says so.
On one of those late night love in phone in things- the love hour or something- a girl wrote in claiming to be Howard's GF, how he goes away a lot etc. I was embarrassed for her, I wonder if she's embarrassed now.
Not as much as fancying a gay man and thinking you could run off with him, I expect.

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 20/06/2011 11:47

I do so hope not Sue otherwise bups'll change her name to Creamcakes&Cunting and will smirk at us for evermore like the proverbial cat that got the..

TheCountessOlenska · 20/06/2011 11:51

Grin Grin @ Foofffy

SuePurblybilt · 20/06/2011 11:55

Smile Izzy.

chocoroo · 20/06/2011 12:00

I'm pretty certain his twin brother is gay...obv Hason could also be gay but I reckon unlikely.

Also, he's been famous for nigh on 20 years. Surely one of the red tops would have outed him by now if he were...

pingu2209 · 20/06/2011 12:32

Jason is the one with the bad skin right? Hmmmm not sure he is the most attractive; each to our own.

I think he is straight. A friend's sister went on a few dates with him about 17 years ago. Mind you that doesn't mean he doesn't bat for the other side occasionally.

My moto is 'never sleep with a man who has slept with a man.'

ceebeegeebies · 20/06/2011 12:34

I have no idea but I went to see a really good Take That tribute band a few weeks ago and the one who was supposed to be Jason (none of them looked a bit like who they were supposed to Grin) was SO camp in his talking and dancing....not sure why Wink

The Howard one, on the other hand, was hot and a vast improvement on the real thing Grin

Honeydragon · 20/06/2011 12:38

My motto is

'if they're pretty what the hell'

iklboo · 20/06/2011 12:39

Howard looks like Willem Dafoe's love child

Howard
Willem

piratecat · 20/06/2011 12:45

Howard, sigh. i love him

MotherMucca · 20/06/2011 12:46

Elbows Bups out of way.

Jason is mine, MINE I tell you. I am older than you I think, ergo I've fancied him longer. BACK OFF BUPS.

Boss-eyed Barlow just called. He's looking for a woman with an attractive dimple and razor-wit. Off you pop.

Deaddei · 20/06/2011 12:48

Which is the one with bulging eyes who is sometimes n corrie?

slowshow · 20/06/2011 12:49

I don't buy the Lulu story...

I think he is gay, but weirdly didn't get any vibes back in the day - he seems to have got really camp since they reformed. Guess the poor sod (no pun intended) isn't under pressure to fake it anymore.

Lizzylou · 20/06/2011 12:50

Howard, under the waterfall, writhing with his top off in that video for "pray" or whatever

yum

My cousin's cousin (female) snogged Jason in the 90s.

Clutch those straws, maybe you can will him to be straight Grin

iklboo · 20/06/2011 12:52

Isn't that Keith (Boyzone) Duffy in Corrie?

NettoSuperstar · 20/06/2011 12:56

I read recently that Lulu was a beard for that hairdresser guy.

Deaddei · 20/06/2011 12:58

Got confused with the boy bands. They all look the same to me.

FoofffyShmoofffer · 20/06/2011 13:00

Netto I have a feeling I'm going to regret asking but "What is a beard?" Confused