To just want Jason Orange to let me know which way he bats?

[BupcakesandCunting]

So if he DOES prefer the company of gentlemen, I can quit planning to leave DH for him?

Just let us know one way or the other, Jase, mate. I've had a suitcase packed in the loft for the last five years. It's starting to look like it's never gonna happen. :(

Everybody knows Bodger LOVES mashed potato......

wink wink

Whilst I love Gary these days, I find it hard to think of him as a sexual being in any way. I wonder if he has a moulded plastic crotch, like a Ken doll.

Bodger? Puppet?

so something to do with fisting? Yuck, no thank you.

Gazza indeed must have plastic parts but I would bet my last pound on him having those weirdly large nipples too.

Eeeezz, Now I never mentioned fisting! Gary wouldn't do that either. It would be like Daniel O'Donnel doing it!

D O'D must do something of the sort, he's too goody-goody IYSWIM. I hear skeletons a'rattling.
Ditto Sir Cliff. I think possibly a bus fetish.

I saw Lulu as Peter Pan in the West End twice when I was about 9, so late 70's ish

She was a great Peter Pan
But that is probably no relevance whatsoever to this thread
sorry
just trying to join in
I would get my coat and go but it's too warm for a coat
I'll just go anyway.

as you were

ThePathanKhansWoman Mon 20-Jun-11 17:33:42
Mashed potato? is this another "dragon butter" thing?

Please can someone calm my nerves about George? I've got my dress and everything for when he asks me

I've got my (easily unzipped) dress for when Howard asks me.

Do please stay fruit - thanks to you, I now have a pleasant vision of Lulu suspended at the end of a rope.

That's me done for a while - off to beat some steak.

George is in a longterm relationship with his "dresser" Waldo, a Cuban stylist, who has been "close" to George since the mid nineties. Open secret in Hollywood, but he is so well-liked that the Press don't bust him. Lisa Snowden was indeed a beard, and never slept with him. The pot-bellied pig allegedly had a go though, after Rebecca Loos had warmed him up.

See! I knew BoF knew. She knows everything about everything y'know

BitofFun oh no , i am truly in shock.

Just sitting here now,

Starcuntmole tell me it is true!

Its the worst kept secret in the world!! Im not saying it, Im scared. La Snowden could be on here and might report us

Jason seems bi to me. Bit camp but shagged enough women to be classed as bi.

Jason used to live on my road.

Personally I'm waiting for Howard now he's scrapped the dreads.

I'm at George though. Really.

How do you know all this BOF ?

I LOVE JASON. He is sex on a stick. But I fear he might be gay I'm afraid. All my gay friends think he's gay, and they just know these things don't they? Plus I have shit gaydar and have always started off fancying most of the gay men I know when I first met them as I didn't realise, because they were so lovely and we seemed to "click".

Jason is so perfect and lithe and sexy and sweet and lovely and such a great mover that I fear he must be.

I went to see them the other night and even did my bikini line "just in case". And I may no secret to dp that it was for Jason's benefit and not his. I was like, "I won't be back to late, unless of course I run off with Jason! Byyyeeee! Don't wait up!"

sorry that was made and too

Part of me wonders why he would bother staying in the closet if he was though? They are past the boy band trying to attract girls phase. I hope he's not. Though I would never trust a man who perpetually single, must have commitment issues!

In any case I wouldn't kick him out of bed for trumping. I'll fight you for him bupcakes. And I must warn you that I'm well 'ard...

Jason doesn't "trump"! .

at Barlow "cracking one off". When I first fell in love with TT Gary always looked old (about my age now)...he hasn't aged a bit, how does that work then?

I sort of agree that Gary is kind of handsome, in a sexy dad kind of way, but he is by no means the horny beast that Jase is! Especially when he's busting some moves! I fell in love with him after their 2006 comeback when he danced to relight my fire in a wet unbuttoned shirt. Humma humma!

What is wrong with you all? I mean it's no skin off my nose, but Howard is quite clearly the sexist.

You are quite right Georgimama & I don't care if he's sexist as well as sexiest!! Howard has always been no. 1 in my TT Hot List, however I have to say that ever since a Jason dream I had a couple of weeks ago, he is now competing with Howard for that first place...I will be watching closely when I see them twice in July SQUUEEAALL!! And shall report back after...

oops good typo by moi.

I've already seen them on this tour and will be going again on the 1st. I have to say, Robbie is also fabulous. He does this rather sexy arrogant thing in his little set but I did say to my mate "if you were married to him and he pulled that cocky face at you during a row you'd end up twatting him one." She agreed.

Robbie sexy & arrogant?! Good good good!

Actually, he is no.4 behind Howard, Jason & Gary. Poor Markie is just, well....ickle Markie IYSWIM!

God, Robbie is SO at the top of my list I am sure he would annoy the hell out of me if I was to actually speak to him but he doesn't need to speak does he?

Then Gary - now there is a man who has aged VERY well.

what the buggery chuff are you lot on abaht nah?!