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Original poster

To just want Jason Orange to let me know which way he bats?

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BupcakesandCunting · 20/06/2011 09:36

So if he DOES prefer the company of gentlemen, I can quit planning to leave DH for him?

Just let us know one way or the other, Jase, mate. I've had a suitcase packed in the loft for the last five years. It's starting to look like it's never gonna happen. :(

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iklboo · 20/06/2011 13:01

I once had a very filthy dream about Shane Lynch coming round to my house to lay a pation & ending up......well, you get the picture Blush

culturemulcher · 20/06/2011 13:02

A long time ago - 20 years?? - when Take That were at their height, I used to work with a (celeb) who was going out with him. She was female. It was all very hush hush and she was constantly trying to dodge the paps who were trying to catch the two of them together. It's probably ver ver old news now.

So I'd say he's probably bi.

PerryCombover · 20/06/2011 13:03

Just carry on planing to leave DH for him anyway

Straight or gay..he's unlikely to chose you

har

ceebeegeebies · 20/06/2011 13:04

culture you can't come on here with a story like that and not spill the beans about who the female sleb was.....you can PM me if you don't want to put it in the public domain Grin

culturemulcher · 20/06/2011 13:05

oh yes I can Grin

culturemulcher · 20/06/2011 13:07

not sure why the (celeb) brackets though Confused maybe we need a sleb emoticon?

NettoSuperstar · 20/06/2011 13:12

Iklboo I had a filthy dream about Tim Lovejoy recently. I've been afraid to go to sleep ever sinceSad

PerryCombover · 20/06/2011 13:19

watch the freddie krugar movies they had methods to prevent themselves falling asleep

Original poster
BupcakesandCunting · 20/06/2011 13:30

"Jason is mine, MINE I tell you. I am older than you I think"

I thought you were about 60.

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FoofffyShmoofffer · 20/06/2011 13:31

What is a beard? Why is Lulu a beard? What is a beard? What does it meeeaaannn??

Original poster
BupcakesandCunting · 20/06/2011 13:32

"My motto is

'if they're pretty what the hell'"

My motto is "Got a pulse? You'll do."

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iklboo · 20/06/2011 13:35

A beard is (usually) a woman who married a gay man so that he can pretent to society that he is straight.

EricNorthmansMistress · 20/06/2011 13:37

A beard is a fakey boyfriend or girlfriend kept with the aim of fooling the general public over the gayness of celeb in question.

FoofffyShmoofffer · 20/06/2011 13:40

Oh thank Christ for that! I thought it was something rude.

Well that makes more sense.

3boys5pets · 20/06/2011 13:53

Now anyone who went to the 2006 Take That reunion tour will know that one of the Nineties Rules of the Boyband was to "be deliberately ambivalent about your sexuality so as to attract the homosexual side of the market." Perhaps poor Jason thinks he still needs to stick by that rule? Or thinks that as the only unattached member remaining, he's doing his bit for the band in keeping us guessing? I only had this discussion the other day & the upshot was that I just cannot see how there wouldn't have been a kiss n tell by now if he'd been at it with men. I so wouldn't be surprised, but nevertheless, it Wouldn't. Be. Fair. (In the same way as the Lulu thing, bah).

MotherMucca · 20/06/2011 14:05

I'm flattered Bupkins, thankyou! Grin

NettoSuperstar · 20/06/2011 14:47

Sorry Foofffy, I meant to come back and explain but I was traumatised all over again about the Tim Lovejoy thing.

NettoSuperstar · 20/06/2011 15:20

Good idea Perry.
Cutting off my eyelids is better than the alternative, reallySad

TheFeministsWife · 20/06/2011 15:24

Oh god yes I want to know too. He looks like he's right dirty bastard with those cheeky little eyes and smile. Oooooh I so would.

izzywhizzyletsgetbusy · 20/06/2011 16:02

Sometimes gay males and gay females who haven't come out enter into a marriage of mutual convenience which satisfies their adoring public, families etc

But on the subject of John Frieda (for I think 'twas he that married and divorced the alleged beard Lulu), his latest reported squeeze was Kelly Hoppen - the crap designer who looks blokeish despite having a mane of curly hair, and has one of the most irritating voices I've had the misfortune to hear.

lovecorrie · 20/06/2011 16:04

allegedly The lovely Lulu used to quite like -ahem - 'servicing' roadies in between her sets a few years back. I can't bear her anyway, but that really does make me feel rather unwell..

MissHonkover · 20/06/2011 16:08

I met him once, and although it was extremely brief, I came away with the impression that he is indeed unlikely to marry a lady.

katkitya · 20/06/2011 16:11

Wasnt Kelly Hoppen also a beard for some footballer who cant be mentioned? Maybe she makes a habit of it.

Whos is the most famous beard of them all though, Lisa Snowden?

ThatVikRinA22 · 20/06/2011 16:13

i nearly had to put secret browser on for that....wet pussy got some odd results...

i say again....Lulu??