To just want Jason Orange to let me know which way he bats?

[BupcakesandCunting]

So if he DOES prefer the company of gentlemen, I can quit planning to leave DH for him?

Just let us know one way or the other, Jase, mate. I've had a suitcase packed in the loft for the last five years. It's starting to look like it's never gonna happen. :(

Sorry if I am repeating, but I thought he went out with Jenny Powell in the 90's and there was problems with the neighbours over some very energetic and enthusiastic shagging going on! But maybe my memory is not quite right there!
I have fleetingly met the twin brother and his dad (both seemed quite lovely) but I am really not too sure. When I went to see TT the week before last there was a comment made about a dancer bringing some drinks on stage and Gary said how when he was single and a dancer brought a drink to him on stage he ended up marrying her..... the dancer was female that passed J's drink to him - not conclusive proof but there you have it.....
And now you've got me all unnecessary thinking about how I would give Howard (Dougie as I prefer to think of him - back in the 90's they all called him that) a good old rub down ~ there is something about a man with a lisp, especially when he looks like he needs a good clean!
I have a lovely photo of J's pert bum from the concert BTW - I'd never noticed it before!
As for Lulu, I am sure we have all done things in our youth that we wished we hadn't now! Poor J - leave him alone and ready for Bupcakes' onslaught!

It's great that Sinitta, that crap 80's singer still gets work on X-Factor isn't it, and that her and her exbf Simon Cowell are such good friends. :)

Netto, I have often wondered why Sinitta is on the Cowell payroll.

Cheers for clearing that up.

I've not had sex with Jason Orange.

...of course he could have been behind me at the time...

bups this thread is so gonna get super-injunctioned .

Lisa Snowden? Beard for my George? How very dare you.

Lulu is the reason I hate the old TT standard "Relight My Fire". I have always hated it and even when they get some other woman (or none at all) to do her bit I still hate it. And it's all her fault.

Even when she was a teenager she didn't look like a teenager (I refer you to her "performance" in To Sir With Love, and otherwise brilliant film mmm, Sidney Poitier,yum, er where was I?)

Jason is odd looking. I'm all for the lust being directed his way, gives me more chance with one of my future second husbands, Gary or Howard. Although I fear lovely Gary is simply too nice to ever do the dirty on his wife, so it will have to Howard. I'll cope.

Chapter 20 - in which we get busy with the razor....

Don't you mean Lord Snowdon katkitya?

Spot on Georgi - the allegedly bearded one looked older than the divine Mr Poitier in that movie.

Surely your wet pussy came up with something more appealing than Lulu Vicar?

Jason is here with me right now. Sorry he can't physically speak he's erm "busy". Doesn't look gay from where I'm lying though!

Mmmmmmmmm. Orange.

Also remember that documetry they did a few years ago before their big come back?

I seem to remember Howard speaking about how they all once had a wanking contest on the back of their tourbus watching a porno.

Dirty, dirty boys!

Although Barlow cracking one off kind of upsets me a bit. He shouldn't do that.

I can imagine Howard doing that. God he'd just rub you raw to within an inch of your life!

I encountered Jason some years ago, he definitely would have, and I am all woman :o

Turkeyburger, if I'd had a mouthful of tea then I'd have spat it all over my keyboard!

But yes, yes & YES!

oh for heaven's sake, he's NOT single. He's GAY! they just don't want to parade the happy (gay) couple around while they're on tour and break all those hearts... pick one of the others!

I don't think he's a stranger to a fisherman's sausage. I reckon this is why there's been no big "coming out". I don't think bisexuals do that, do they? If he were really completely gay I'm sure he'd have been out by now, it's not like people think it much of a big deal now in the world of showbiz. He knows he's FAR to hot to keep himself to just one sex so he shares himself with both.

Only fair!

Am upset now cos I have to leave this thread & go mash some potato....

I bet TT's other halves don't have to mash potato.

I wouldn't mind getting covered in Take That's mashed potato.

Again with the exception of Gary Barlow because nice men don't jizz everywhere.

WTF is TT's mashed potato? Is this another sex thing I've never done?

I know someone who's best freind's sister, (note sister ) is 'seeing Jason' currently.(She lives in US so its v casual, am sure he could fit you in bupcakes ) I was a previous non believer in his liking of ladies, but my friend absolutely assures me he does.

Also- Gary's mine, get your mits off my millions.

friend

Mashed potato? is this another "dragon butter" thing?

Please can someone calm my nerves about George? I've got my dress and everything for when he asks me.

Gary's not allowed to do mashed potato? Poor Gary.

ThePathanKhan - BoF knows all about George, get her to ruin it tell you.

If George Clooney were in the least bit homosexually inclined, which I doubt, it would only be in the kind of way that Cary Grant was allegedly gay i.e not gay but too beautiful to confine himself to one side or the other.

suepurley i refuse to believe, no, why do i not know these things? Dragon butter, mashed potato, can some wise cosmopolitan MN draw up a dictionary for me?

bitof Oi over here, just let me have it.

Thanks Georgi .