ANYONE WHO CLAIMS ANY BENEFIT EVER FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER IS A CUNT

[Hullygully]

Just so we're clear.

If we can all just agree on that, perhaps there would be no need for all these poor concerned posters to keep fretting about it.

There's a goat near me that steals all the BRITISH jobs and then claims ALL the benefits. Yes, ALL of them. It's a forrin goat too.

Hang on DH has a job so does that mean no goat

I don't think I should be made to have a goat if I don't want one that is and infringement of ones human rights so it is

noddy - no, no one ever talks about it ever. Goats, however..

I hope they're little goats, and you all know how to milk them. Milking a goat is a right bugger.

Message eaten by a goat.

i'm not goatist though, some of my benefit queue friends best mates are goats

Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop...

Don't dis the goat

I'm a big fat cunt and I have to go now as I've been sat on MN all day and my 4DC need feeding and our kebabs are here so I have to try and drag them away from spongebob...ahh screw it they can eat in front of the 42inch plasma screen

Tried milking my goat for hours, it seemed to like it, than the woman next door pointed ioout it is a male goat

I want <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=www.miniaturepigsguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/miniature-pig-teacup1.jpg&imgrefurl=www.miniaturepigsguide.com/abandoned-miniature-pigs-educating-yourself-and-others/&usg=__STlLJoRMS3SkE-BFwaiskcaYYQw=&h=411&w=531&sz=44&hl=en&start=0&sig2=ZQwQiN5r6NsfetLkqFJRyQ&zoom=1&tbnid=tJIVQwhJIUaJ3M:&tbnh=150&tbnw=197&ei=D8v4TaDMG9GJhQe9n5WZCw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dminipig%2Bin%2Bteacup%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26biw%3D1260%26bih%3D829%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=506&page=1&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0&tx=145&ty=52&biw=1260&bih=829" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">oneofthese

My goat won't even graze, thinks it's too good and wants to go on Britain's Got Talented Goats and be a fucking celebrity and snort coke at Annabelles.

My goats

I must be a triple cunt - forrin, child benefit claimer and have 3 bleedin' flat screen HD-ready TVs!!

sorry, wrong thread MGC - obesity-bashing is ----> way

Are the Goats British goats?? Or is it something else we are importing and putting decent hard working British goats out of work!

How come you can all afford goats if you don't work?

Forrin goats, but they're eating the grass the British goats are too snooty to eat.

you may laugh but we work hard and don't get a free goat, surely working people should have goats as well or haven't I filled in the right form?

noddy, we don't NEED to work, silly billy (see what i did there)

They come free with the benefits Noddy.

Get yours quick while you still can!

Well, I get £42,000 a week in benefits and the family next door, who work a 500 hour week are court ordered to cut my grass, shine my shoes and bend over every morning just before they leave for work so I can I kick them up the arse.

And they have to go down the newsagents every Thursday and buy me 200 benson & hedges.

It's a great life, I tell you.

My single parent goat has 10 different kids by 10 different goats

@ RunAwayWife

onclefestere that is horrible

I don't work. I live off the grid, man.

That implies you're on benefits, when you aren't. Sorry about that.

but its all paid for with my benefits my hard earned benefits i might add