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ANYONE WHO CLAIMS ANY BENEFIT EVER FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER IS A CUNT

400 replies

Hullygully · 15/06/2011 15:36

Just so we're clear.

If we can all just agree on that, perhaps there would be no need for all these poor concerned posters to keep fretting about it.

OP posts:
catgirl1976 · 04/02/2012 18:45

Its not just over 60 inches.......it's widescreen

AtYourCervix · 04/02/2012 18:52

you fuckers have given me hiccups. bunch of bastards.

Archemedes · 04/02/2012 19:11

ROFL

WhereMyMilk · 04/02/2012 19:19

Had a White goat-can't find the fucker now, it's out in the snow :(

MitchieInge · 04/02/2012 19:21

did someone call me?

RabidEchidna · 04/02/2012 19:24

Wheresmymilk have you found your goat yet?
Bloody careless to lost it, I am a tax payer don't you know and now I have tocough up so you can have another fucking goat

bigeyes · 04/02/2012 19:29

Maybe hullly has turned into a real troll and has ate the three billy goats herself.

Jux · 04/02/2012 19:33

I want a white goat. But I'm a needy fucker.

catgirl1976 · 04/02/2012 19:35

You racist cunt

bigeyes · 04/02/2012 19:36

Calm down calm down, you can buy curried goat in Asda really you can .

AtYourCervix · 04/02/2012 19:48

not in swindon asda. although i haven't looked closely

Anniegetyourgun · 04/02/2012 20:01

You can only come back if you change your name to cuntgirl1976 k?

catgirl1976 · 04/02/2012 20:01

ha ha :) i am tempted.........

RabidEchidna · 04/02/2012 20:05

I hate curried goat, in fact I will not eat goat or anything that comes from it

Jux · 04/02/2012 20:54

Hooray! I'm a needy fucker AND a racist cunt! I'm going up in the world!

catgirl1976 · 04/02/2012 20:59

you get 2 goats Jux

TiaMariaandDietCoke · 04/02/2012 21:38

Well, someone messed up on my order. heard a noise outside, thought ahha! My goat has arrived! But it is not a goat, it is a fox. So, how do i curry a fox???

EllenandBump · 04/02/2012 22:06

HELLOOOO Almost everyone that has children is entitled to CHILD BENEFIT! So there we go, looks like we are a natio of cunts then! Or working tax credits, or child tax credits, etc etc, reduction in council tax for single persons etc etc All of which TECHNICALLY ARE BENEFITS!!! A nation of CUNTS??

catgirl1976 · 04/02/2012 22:08

oh dear

IneedAbetterNicknameIn2012 · 04/02/2012 22:14

I like being a cunt Grin I would quite like a goat though, doesn't have to be white, any colour will be fine. How do I get one? :)

Jux · 04/02/2012 23:05

Well, I liked being a nest of vipers, and also a needy fucker, but I must say that being a double goated cunt is better.

CardyMow · 05/02/2012 01:45

Well, I am a cunt, and I don't have a goat. WHERE'S MY FUCKING GOAT???

Thumbwitch · 05/02/2012 03:07

I can't believe I missed this the first time and nearly missed it this time!
I also can't believe that Lesley is getting professionally offended at a title that was written back in June last year - that would be some serious clairvoyance thing Hully had going on there, if that were her aim - but it wasn't.

I can't have a goat. I live in Australia. We just get a kangaroo and told to get on with it. Except for the free houses, of course. Grin

thecook · 05/02/2012 03:45

Ha I am a total cunt. I spend £49 per month of my JSA on gym fees!!!

SilentBoob · 05/02/2012 05:01

My nanny fed my goat M&S ravioli. Am I a cunt?