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ANYONE WHO CLAIMS ANY BENEFIT EVER FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER IS A CUNT

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Hullygully · 15/06/2011 15:36

Just so we're clear.

If we can all just agree on that, perhaps there would be no need for all these poor concerned posters to keep fretting about it.

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Maryz · 15/06/2011 15:54

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ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 15/06/2011 15:54

I don't claim any benefits whatsoever. Cunts.

Hullygully · 15/06/2011 15:55

Right. I am sequestering all the goats and giving them to the bankers to double the flock and keep all the money cos they are the ones keeping this cuntry on it's hooves.

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TheHumanCatapult · 15/06/2011 15:55

ooo Goat when you cunts have finshed eating teh goats do you notrealise you can pick all the shit up and use it for your vedges and is it one goat per child ? awaits her 4 goats then Grin

garlicbutter · 15/06/2011 15:55

It's all them Young People Angry

Bring back National Service. And the birch. That'll teach 'em to be fine upstanding cunts citizens, oh yes.

And them forriners. Oh, yes. Goats, the lot of 'em.

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NettoSuperstar · 15/06/2011 15:56

I have three goats, a rhinoceros, a flat screened baboon and I'm going to the Caribbean next week.
Ha.

Peachy · 15/06/2011 15:56

All them foreigners stealing our benefits is cunts

Some of them even claim to have been born here. have they not looked in a mirror? We is whiite in this country

I am not racist though. My best mate's husband's Rabbi is Jewish. She's not of course, she's white.

PeachesandStrawberry · 15/06/2011 15:56

Where's my goat?

The man who renewed my tax credits didn't mention anything about a goat.

Not fair.

Hullygully · 15/06/2011 15:56

Anyone in possession of a yak is to be taken out and shot.

Fucking cluttering up our streets with their yaks

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Peachy · 15/06/2011 15:57

MaryZ

nope. That was the point of it me love Wink

notbothered · 15/06/2011 15:57

im a cunt and i love it

MrsChemist · 15/06/2011 15:57

Yes, the forrin people come over here and are given goats and houses and cash and flat screen TVs as soon as they pass through nothing to declare.

The cunts.

Empusa · 15/06/2011 15:57

Grin @ flat screened baboon!

Pagwatch · 15/06/2011 15:57

(actually not true maryz. You have to claim child benefit so not every child. If you don't claim you don't get it.)

Yes. Cunting goat fuckers!

GetOrf · 15/06/2011 15:57

Hully?

Are you at work now?

Are you suppoed to actually be working?

I am.

Worra paira lazy CAHNTS

ReindeerBollocks · 15/06/2011 15:58

I have a cunt, a goat and some benefits.

This thread was made for me - I tells ya!

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 15/06/2011 15:58

My DH is forrin, and he gets tax benefits of some sort. I best tell him he's a cunt

ballstoit · 15/06/2011 15:58

Well, my goats are going to have baby goats...and I'm gonna get £3 million each for each baby goat...then all my goats and baby goats will go on 5 foreign holidays a year with all the money they get...and when they're not on holiday they will watch Jeremy Kyle all day on their wide screen telly's.

Does that make me an even bigger, fatter cunt?

DooinMeCleanin · 15/06/2011 15:58

I'm a bit forrin, I get BENEFITS, I have a flat screen. Now where's my fucking goat?

Peachy · 15/06/2011 15:59

People who don't claim benefit are cunts becuase it puts people onto benefits when they ahve no forms to process and then makes them into cunts

Riveninside · 15/06/2011 15:59

Wheres my flat screen designer goat? I feel all entitled.

usualsuspect · 15/06/2011 15:59

Scrounging fuckers with their big fuck off council houses ,all we had to live in was a cunting cardboard box

Hullygully · 15/06/2011 16:00

We've run out of goats, fucking scroungers have got em all. We've got an armadillo or a ladybird. That's it.

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