ANYONE WHO CLAIMS ANY BENEFIT EVER FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER IS A CUNT

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Just so we're clear.

If we can all just agree on that, perhaps there would be no need for all these poor concerned posters to keep fretting about it.

GUFFAW! I find goats far more entertaining that massive flat-screen TV.

Damn my greasy fingers slipped off the shift button and forgot my Capitals

Does anyone care about the abuse these goats are getting, I am disgusted!!!! I am hiding this thread now as I can not stand by watching defenseless animals being treated like this, if there was anyone decent around here, they would post up a good goat curry receipe.

Oooops nearly forgot FECKIN CUNTS!!!

benson and fucking hedges you posh git?

Fucking lambert & butler are good enough for my goat.

I got the free goat with the free computer for ds

And what about drug dealers, prostitutes, professional shoplifters and pimps? Do these jobs count as 'hard work'?

I once saw a US Congressman visiting a women's prison, despairing of all these feckless female criminals. To which one replied, 'I got a house! I got a job!' And he looked at some paper and said, 'Of what were you convicted 32 times then?' She quipped right back, 'Prostitution.'

That shut him up.

You all have feckless goats.

Some goats can be quite enterprising. Mine's starting her own cosmetics range. Here

I am planning on breeding goats for all you scroungers - prices are rocketing. I am a Goat Profiteer (but smell a bit Pucky).

there you go, slightlymad

Off track a bit, I know someone who got given one of those Oxfam gifts where by someone in the developing world gets a goat in your name and you get a fridge magnet and a warm fuzzy feeling.

So my mum was asking them what they got for Christmas and he said his parents got him a goat from Oxfam (thinking my mum would know about the gift thing) When he had gone mum turns to me and says, "that's a stupid gift, where will he keep a goat in a flat"?

brainsurgeon - you dissing my minipig?

you aint real chavs real 1's smoke richmond much cheaper so we have more monies 4 our cider n grass

Oh she is quite lovely, Narky. Is she doing anything next Saturday? Do you think she'd be interested in a light supper a deux?

I'm claiming lone cunt benefit.

It's called Toy Boy.

there's a family down my way that keep having goats that they can't afford to feed just so they get more benefits. fucking disgusting.

Me? I'm so decent that I research how much my prescriptions actually costs above the standard charge and FORCE the NHS to take the difference. anyone who doesn't is a CUNT.

fucking ill people.

cunts.

My goat gets benefits. He spends his £50,000 down the spar shop buying fags, booze & horrors of horrors pre cut fruit .
He throws it at the hardworking cows next door.

My goat is going on tomorrows Jeremy Kyle show for a DNA test to see if it really is a goat or if its father was really a sheep

I'll check her schedule.

Being the triple cunt that I am, yes, I am dissing your minipig

YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT?

FACT: All female goats are destined to become unwed mothers. Many have multiple offspring by multiple fathers they encountered for no-strings attached sex.

brainsurgeon I facking would have if I could get one but the British Government won't let me have one. Cants.

Thanks Magnificent, I knew that someone on here would have a shred of compassion, this country has gone to the dogs and its the goats that suffer for it, at least now some will know that they are going to a good cause, feeding a family of 26 illegal immigrants whose only pleasure in life is watching X factor on their 60inch flat screen.

kerry - you could just not read it if it's getting your goat..