ANYONE WHO CLAIMS ANY BENEFIT EVER FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER IS A CUNT

[Hullygully]

Just so we're clear.

If we can all just agree on that, perhaps there would be no need for all these poor concerned posters to keep fretting about it.

These scrounging cunts cost me my job. I got sacked for spending too much time online moaning about scrounging cunts.

usual, we dream of living in a cardboard box. We live in 'ole in t'ground.

Sans goat.

Peachy

thanks to you, you caaaant, i've just sniggered half a fucking garibaldi up my nose, will now have to ring the free GP surgery cunts to see if it'll damage me for life (and the entitle me to a goat)

bollocks to the lot of you working people. Fucking scroungers taking wages away from the fucking private enterprises.

flat screen goats!! wow @ the technology. are they better to watch than normal crt goats?

And don't start me on those scrounging bastards who keep breathing all our lovely fresh air. Without contributing anything.

Cauliflowers! (sorry - can't bring myself to use the other C word)

usual - the neighbours must wonder what I'm up to (yes, we're ALL cunts round here), I'm laffing so loud!

I really don't like goats one attacked me as a child and I think they are evil, does anyone want my goat????

free GP surgery cunts

hehehe

Not only did I get my massive shiney new goat from the job center but they gave me sooooo much benefit money thats what I actually feed the goat.

My Goat is called Scrounger and he eats your hard earned ten pound notes
MWAH HA HA HA

flatscreen benefits, anyone?

ooo just bought a lcd LEd backlight uberthin goat

That's what got this cuntry in the fucking mess it's in, RAW. People just fucking giving stuff for free without even making people work no wonder it's in the state it;'s in with thousands of unfilled jobs and no one to bring in the crops.

RunAway, accept your benefits goat and be fucking grateful that the hardworking NON-CUNTS fund your goat.

I only want flatscreen benefits if they're 3D-ready.

My goats an immigrant goat ,its eating all your goats food

I light my fags with fivers.

Damn I want a uber thin goat, my goats all fat and old (rather like myself).

What benefits can I scrounge to get a new LCD goat?

Have you ever heard as much benefit chit chat in RL as you do on Mn? Because I haven't!

Your goat's a cunt

usual, your fucking goat keeps spinkling curry powder on my goat's grass.

I don't actually want a goat. But I wouldn't mind an alpaca. They have marvellous eyelashes.

I lied so I could get more goats than anyone else.
I get DLA for the biggest goat, cos I said it had a bad back and that's all it took to get more money, and more, posher goats with free cars.

RB you need to a be a lazy good for nothing cunt