ANYONE WHO CLAIMS ANY BENEFIT EVER FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER IS A CUNT

[Hullygully]

Just so we're clear.

If we can all just agree on that, perhaps there would be no need for all these poor concerned posters to keep fretting about it.

Best apology ever from Catgirl

Sorry if I offended you but you are usually extremely offensive yerself. Just pointing out the irony. (in a nutshell)

Went sledding today, used the goat as a husky

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"I heard they give all the goats to immigrants. And lesbians. And Vegetarians."

Please clarify, do they give goats, lesbians and vegetarians to immigrants or do they share out the goats between the immigrants, lesbians and vegetarians.

I don't mind the immigrants getting the goats - but it would be outrageous that furriners should be given a free lesbian and a vegetarian when they get out of the back of the lorry at Dover.

I pay my taxes so I demand to know. Actually I pay higher rate tax therefore I demand you respond to me faster that you respond to those minions who pay lower rate.

Well yeah i want to know too, i've never been given a lesbian or a vegetarian. Maybe it's because i lost my goat though.

Child and working tax credit, housing benefit, child benefit, single occupancy council tax reduction, user of the NHS (in Wales!!!!! where we get free prescriptions), oh and I regularly shop in the sales, so I guess I might dodge full paying VAT (in a round about sort of way)...so, am I in the club? No goat though...where can I get one of those? :o

Are they giving immigrants lesbian Vegetarian goats?"
I am confused now

Goat based tax credits - would sheep count too?

Trust - I guess it would depend on whether they were only counting cloven hooves or including horns as well...

How is it that I could guess the OP before I opened this thread?

entropy - lucky you!!! Silk on tap....

I let my goat off its lead on a sledging hill and it attacked a vegetarian going downhill on a Quorn dog. It ran straight into a farmers field and started worrying the sheep (told them the world was going to end next week)

Not quite a tap....im afraid you have to get slightly goaty hands....but it's worth it....oh yeeeaaaah.

ooo - entropy - you're not fibbing! that's just set off a whole raft of memories about genetically engineered spider silk being produced in milk, probably goats' milk because the casein micelles are smaller (although why that matters I don't know unless it's something to do with filtering) - and then when they've filtered out the spider silk they can weave it up and make bullet-proof vests out of it.

So gotta go look this up for confirmation...

and here it is! Glad my memory isn't completely faulty!

and this is why goats, apparently

Sorry to hijack perfectly sound benefits thread!

Spider silk is AWESOME! Although the nutjobs that made a whole cape out of spider silk (by extracting it painstakingly from actual spiders) and going to be well pissed off when me and my fleet of spider goats turn over the fashion industry!

See this is why the system does not work, you give someone a perfectly good free goat and they are not happy with it oh no they want a bloody spider goat, think of those with out a bloody goat, I go out to work and I don't even own a chicken

Also I am now going to have nightmares about spider goats

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Your goats are here, I've curried them. Mmm tasty