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ANYONE WHO CLAIMS ANY BENEFIT EVER FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER IS A CUNT

400 replies

Hullygully · 15/06/2011 15:36

Just so we're clear.

If we can all just agree on that, perhaps there would be no need for all these poor concerned posters to keep fretting about it.

OP posts:
ZXEightyMum · 18/06/2011 01:30

The sheep don't want to know him because he is wearing the stigmatic hood of the benefit claimant.

aliceliddell · 18/06/2011 12:42

Picture if you will, a goat watching a 62" plasma telly with her 23 kids,each with a different llama dad, all munching Krave. Yes, Great British Tax payer - look on in impotent fury - and weep.

ps I just fed dd and sleepover friend on Krave for breakfast. They had it on their knees while watching (little 2nd hand) telly. But it's not in her bedroom, sadly.

LadyBeagleEyes · 18/06/2011 12:53

I think Juggie has just won this week's prize for "I only read the first post".
The prize is a goat of course, and when she claims her benefit goat she'll have a breeding pair.
Win win all round I'd say.Grin

RabidEchidna · 04/02/2012 16:19

Think this should be bough out of mothballs as there are so many benefit bashing threads about and this has to be the funniest thing in a long time

lesley33 · 04/02/2012 16:23

Sorry YABu to use the word c*. Really using a slang name for female genitals as an insult??

And I know its mean't to be a joke - I just don't find this kind of thing funny.

WorraLiberty · 04/02/2012 16:34

Cunt, dick, prick, tit, arse.....

There, a sexless crime! Wink

fuckingvalentinesday · 04/02/2012 16:37

well im the mother of all fucking cunts then i get working tax ,childcredit, childbennifit, but i pay full council tax schoolmeals busfairs. while all the other cunts who sit at home claiming they have no money drive around in cars and have sky tv the full package as well how fucking dare they. my partner is in a low wage and works fucking hard how dare he get these benifits Grin

whackamole · 04/02/2012 16:39

I totally am.

And I love it!

Honeydragon · 04/02/2012 16:40

Rabid your a very very naughty Mnetter you little shit stirrer you Grin

Anything else tucked up in the Attic we should get out for the recent politicals?

Giyadas · 04/02/2012 16:41

aw, I didn't see the date. I thought Gabby had come back, but no. Sad

catgirl1976 · 04/02/2012 16:42

Oh good work rabid

I have never seen this before. :)

My neighbours auntie has a 60 inch flat screen cunt.

catgirl1976 · 04/02/2012 16:43

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

WorraLiberty · 04/02/2012 16:45

A 60 inch cunt?? Shock

Her insides must cling on for dear life every time she coughs Grin

fuckingvalentinesday · 04/02/2012 16:48

60inch cunt maybe its wear she stores all her bennifit cash Envy

RabidEchidna · 04/02/2012 16:49

ROFL Worrel

RabidEchidna · 04/02/2012 16:50

worra even Blush

catgirl1976 · 04/02/2012 16:52

It's from popping out allthose kids to get more benefits worra

fuckingvalentinesday · 04/02/2012 16:55

yep u can park the titanic in there too Grin

lesley33 · 04/02/2012 16:58

"Plus you offended Lesley"

I am not coming back on this thread, but I just wanted to say that was totally uncalled for.

Criticise my opinions as much as you want, call me an idiot, etc, but to take pleasure out of offending me I think it is low.

I am having a terrible time in my life, otherwise I admit I would have ignored this. But you know I am not happy that someone could see it as fun to deliberately offend me. I never set out deliberately to upset or offend anyone on here - my opinions might, but I am never personal.

I posted my comment as I am a feminist and challenge what I see as antio feminism.
Logging off now so can you laugh at me all you want now

BupcakesandCunting · 04/02/2012 17:04

"My neighbours auntie has a 60 inch flat screen cunt."

Amazing. I need one in my life.

No-one has deliberately offended you, Lesley.

catgirl1976 · 04/02/2012 17:05

I am sorry Blush

Im meant it light heartedly as you are often very offensive when you post and I always assumed you were that way purposefully as you liked to offend and cause controversy. I take no genuine pleasure in offending you - you just strike me as someone who likes to offend and it wa unusal for it to be the other way.

I am very sorry to have upset you and it wasnt my intention but my post was thoughtless and wrong. I am sory you are having a bad time in your life an dI hope it gets better.

You have my sincere apology.

RabidEchidna · 04/02/2012 17:06

Never meant to offend anyone just thought this was a funny thread....and it is.

WorraLiberty · 04/02/2012 17:10

Chill lesley it's just people having a laugh...not deliberately setting out to offend you.

However, if you challenge the word 'cunt' as an insult, I hope you also challenge anyone who says "Leave the Bastard", whether they're joking or not?

fuckingvalentinesday · 04/02/2012 17:10

i dont no if i have offended anyone i have read some of the thread but not all of it so if i have i apoligise.

RabidEchidna · 04/02/2012 17:11

Offers Lesley a goat as a peace offering

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