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ANYONE WHO CLAIMS ANY BENEFIT EVER FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER IS A CUNT

400 replies

Hullygully · 15/06/2011 15:36

Just so we're clear.

If we can all just agree on that, perhaps there would be no need for all these poor concerned posters to keep fretting about it.

OP posts:
CheerfulYank · 16/06/2011 09:12

No idea. I stumbled across that video and couldn't avert my eyes, even though they burned so.

xstitch · 16/06/2011 09:48

Wasn't getting at you *cheerful, just him for having no idea where he was from. Wink. Didn't come across as particularly bright.

I would add Marvin from 'The Scheme' to Cheerful's list. Can't bring myself to go find a link

RunAwayWife · 16/06/2011 13:51

Honeydragon Wed 15-Jun-11 19:19:25
I saw a 4 legged goat using the disabled toilets .... I chopped its leg of, the cunt.

Honey that is the second time you have made me spit food over my lap top Grin

RunAwayWife · 16/06/2011 13:54

Oi and bring back me NSPCC bags Grin

Omigawd · 16/06/2011 15:00

This is getting silly - I'm off.

TheLadyEvenstar · 16/06/2011 15:48

own up whose kids are these?

GabbyLoggon · 16/06/2011 15:59

this headline thread wins my prize for the best ever. And I dont normally swear

RunAwayWife · 16/06/2011 17:10

Free goat, who you kidding

RunAwayWife · 16/06/2011 17:20
LadyBeagleEyes · 16/06/2011 17:22

Just looked at your link, Yank.
He's definitely a Cock ney.
I bet he sells goats on street corners.

AmazingBouncingFerret · 16/06/2011 17:25

Ohhh such a cutie wittle goaty woaty. You're my cutie little wittle goaty woaty arnt you? I shall name you Cunt. Yes you are my special wittle goaty Cunt.

ConfessionsOfAnAchingFanjo · 16/06/2011 20:28

I went into town today and there seemed to be a very high number of chav types about with their chav pushchairs. All I could keep thinking was is it benefit day and have all the chavs come into town to spend their goats?

Twas all a bit surreal.

ConfessionsOfAnAchingFanjo · 16/06/2011 20:32

Also found myself wanting to tell the Big GoatIssue guy that I'm more forrin than him and I don't get any goats, so stop asking me for goats money. Normal I just want to yell at him.

Now I have to go and wash goat poo off my forrin shoes.

Baronetdawntigga · 16/06/2011 20:47

Erm, are you still a cunt if you get mature students grant?

HopesSheGetsAGoatTiggaxx

RunAwayWife · 16/06/2011 21:01

What has happened to the dogs now all the drunk beggars have goats now????

CheerfulYank · 17/06/2011 05:08

Take yer goat, yer cunt!

Tortington · 17/06/2011 06:16

This is another reason why i am behind the union strike action. You may think that this is a bit of a laugh but i don't think you recognise the trickle down effect of what is actually happening here. Whilst the poor and disenfranchised are left with goats the middle class get

Tortington · 17/06/2011 06:18

but do the government penalise the bankers? no, they get

Baronetdawntigga · 17/06/2011 08:42

Yay for my goat ta muchly Yank

::Now has Llama envy even though she's allergic::

WillSettleForABadgerTiggaxx

RunAwayWife · 17/06/2011 10:51

Failed my driving test this morning and I blame these fucking goats

juggielady · 17/06/2011 17:58

I'm a full-time student who undertakes voluntary work, works part-time and
i'm a lone parent am I a cunt then for getting housing benefit? Every case is different and to 'tar everyone with the same brush' is pure ignorance!!!

Peachy · 17/06/2011 18:10

Juggie read the thread!

the opposite of what you think it is I promise (DH is in a similar boat to you)

aliceliddell · 17/06/2011 18:12

Oy! Cuntardo! Who are you calling middle class? Eh? Eh? I've only got seventeen one bluddy llama. FFS.

Awomancalledhorse · 18/06/2011 01:11

New goat for Juggie!!

Mumcentreplus · 18/06/2011 01:22

greedy fuckers...

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