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ANYONE WHO CLAIMS ANY BENEFIT EVER FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER IS A CUNT

400 replies

Hullygully · 15/06/2011 15:36

Just so we're clear.

If we can all just agree on that, perhaps there would be no need for all these poor concerned posters to keep fretting about it.

OP posts:
fuckingvalentinesday · 04/02/2012 17:13

you can have my goat too but my goat has a cunt tshirt onGrin and leave the bastard

WorraLiberty · 04/02/2012 17:18

My goat's busy filling out his benny-fits form with the help of a free interpreter Grin

RabidEchidna · 04/02/2012 17:19

I cut a leg off of my goat so it can claim DLA

fuckingvalentinesday · 04/02/2012 17:20

im laughing so hard

PosieParker · 04/02/2012 17:21

The fuckers that think eating is a necessity....

insanity.

fuckingvalentinesday · 04/02/2012 17:22

my goat has to pass the test before claiming incapcitybennifitGrin

RabidEchidna · 04/02/2012 17:27

Fucking, is your goat incontinent? I think you can claim extra for that Grin

fuckingvalentinesday · 04/02/2012 17:29

bloody hell my goats on it now.

McPie · 04/02/2012 17:31

Thought the goats were familiar then I looked at the date! Now I want one, do you think they would swap one of my kids for a goat?

crashdoll · 04/02/2012 17:31

I can't afford a bloody goat!!!!

WorraLiberty · 04/02/2012 17:35

It's the cunts who use the Parent and Goat parking who really piss me off.

Infact they get right on my goat...

RabidEchidna · 04/02/2012 17:36

Crashdoll you need to claim your goat

fuckingvalentinesday · 04/02/2012 17:39

to claim goat allowence you can do it on your fancy computer what the goverments giving away for free.

crashdoll · 04/02/2012 17:40

Can I claim 2 goats? One regular goat and one to help me with my disability needs?

TheVermiciousKnid · 04/02/2012 17:41

Leave the goat!

OhDoAdmitMrsDeVere · 04/02/2012 17:42

The woman next door has 10 goats by different fathers and has live in childcare.

Can someone please explain how someone on benefits can afford a nanny?

fuckingvalentinesday · 04/02/2012 17:43

bbaaaaaaaaah

RabidEchidna · 04/02/2012 17:44

Mrs DeVere the Nanny is to look after the kids, I think they will need to build a "gym" in the back garden to house them all

ValarMorghulis · 04/02/2012 17:50

Well, i work but get top up benefits, and of course child benefit. Am i a cunt also?
If so can i get a free goat? or does my working disqualify me from this scheme? What about the plasma telly? or do i need another pregnancy by an unknown father for this?
Oh i do wish that some of the more unreasonable Mners would clarifiy the rules on these things

fuckingvalentinesday · 04/02/2012 17:57

well im of to have a pizza of my goat allowence i also have a large freezer full of iceland goodies. i would learn to spell right but ill have to wait for the goat people to send me to college has i can,t afford to learn or i could commit a crime and come out with a better educationGrin all the goat talks making me hungrey

WorraLiberty · 04/02/2012 18:01

Is it a Nanny Goat?

Sorry just kidding....

LadyBeagleEyes · 04/02/2012 18:09

I am so happy this thread has been revived.Grin
The funniest thread ever. I'm still laughing second time around.
Cunts.

RabidEchidna · 04/02/2012 18:42

Welcome ladyb Grin

catgirl1976 · 04/02/2012 18:43

Can I come back now? I feel like a right cunt........ :)

RabidEchidna · 04/02/2012 18:44

only if your over 60 inches Grin

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