In thinking he should call my lecturer and tell them what he did?

[Lorita]

During an argument DP came over my assignment. I could have re-printed it but it was actually on the tutor mark paper which had been signed. There is no way I can hand it in like that and it needs to be in for friday. He has apologised but this doesn't solve my problem. I have said I will forgive him if he sorts it out for me. He says he can't but he doesn't even seem willing to try.

Now I don't want to come over all Mary Whitehouse but this thread leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

I love this thread, MN is on top form tonight!

EightyMum, I wonder if the OP's partner wants to come all over Mary Whitehouse on your behalf?

Nearly dropped baby at this one.

Envisaging angry wanking scenarios....

Road rage, queue bunking, old ladies walking slowly and blocking pavements, barking dogs, Jehovahs witnesses, charity muggers.

We salute you Dorkus, or should we call you suk rod?

Queue bunking ===> queue spunking!

I just do not have time to enjoy all that this thread clearly has to offer this morning. I hereby mark my spot for this evening's entertainment.

"I am concerned about him being short changed in Tesco. OP, tell him to think of the children." kreecherlivesupstairs

Rather strangely I mis-read that as being "think of the chicken", and imagined that you were encouraging him to pick up a frozen (or otherwise) chicken and give it a damn good whacking should he be short of a few pennies in his change

Queue Spunking and Chicken Whacking..... I can see a whole new plethora of deviant public behaviour looming.

at Tortoise and ZX's rather unfortunate turn of phrase.

It'd never happen in waitrose.

But would raise the tone in lidl.

ILoveYouToo, that was entirely deliberate!

I haven't cried with laughter for a long time.....genius!!

Omg! I think this has to be a wind up?come on op, where are u? We need further explanation!

Now I know why this thread has so many replies.

Fantastic. But the most weird imagination to think this one up, op

If, if, and if this is true, it is absolutely shocking that he would sabotage the OP's studies in such a primal way. It's a run-for-the-hills moment.

Felt the need to be serious. If it's true.

Tortoise I know. I didn't phrase it well; I meant

at Tortoise and at ZX's unfortunate turn of phrase.

Slightly have you actually read the OP's other posts??

This made me laugh!

I can just imagine him, running around with it hanging out, frantically ejaculating over everything

Is this for real

Funny mind

Couldn't you have photocopied it??

ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE

I think that it'll have dried out by now.