In thinking he should call my lecturer and tell them what he did?

[Lorita]

During an argument DP came over my assignment. I could have re-printed it but it was actually on the tutor mark paper which had been signed. There is no way I can hand it in like that and it needs to be in for friday. He has apologised but this doesn't solve my problem. I have said I will forgive him if he sorts it out for me. He says he can't but he doesn't even seem willing to try.

Hang on... THIS IS FROM 2011? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

is this real life?!?!?!

I know it isn't funny for you OP, but for me this is the funniest thread ever!

FFS MUMSNET SORT THIS SHIT OUT! JUST START LOCKING THREADS!

Ah it's a zombie thread, what happened to the warning that used to be on threads with that funny drawing?

Yep - ZOMBIE REANIMATOR ALERT!

LittleMiss, it disappears after the first (few?) posts.

I can't possibly tell you what I'm thinking.

All I can say is that someone is a wanker.

Arse!

I'm glad this was dug up from the depths of zombieland, best laugh I've had in ages

I do actually had a relative named Dorcas

The most ridiculous thread ever.

I remember when trolling threads used to be FUNNY.

Blatant placemarking, having spat my coffee out while reading the replies 😂😂

I never quite get the rage when zombie threads are reanimated, does it really bother people that much?

I guess we could say he was wangry.

They're all zombies now... The angry whacking dead.

I never quite get the rage when zombie threads are reanimated, does it really bother people that much?

Me either. People seem so affronted. Is it a massive faux pas, like burping in polite company?

I think it's because people can spend a lot of time reading and coming up with a reply, only to post and find out the user probs hasn't even logged in for 5 years

This one has made me chuckle though

I know it's a zombie but I've read the whole thread and " Yeah what does he do for work? Maybe you can go & rub your fanny all over his spanners & that. "

Laughed the whole way through!! 😂😂😂😂

Celery you can't just have come across it, pardon the pun.
WTF were you searching?

Anyway maybe the should have played him a bit of Oasis. 'Please don't wank in anger'

Ugh what the hell? What did he do, think "I'll bloody show her, I'll come on her assignment" 🤔

Just read this to my DP and he's just shaking his head at the weirdness.

You spelt 'Keith' wrong.

They're all zombies now... The angry whacking dead

haha

And Celery "just came across it", yeh right!