In thinking he should call my lecturer and tell them what he did?

[Lorita]

During an argument DP came over my assignment. I could have re-printed it but it was actually on the tutor mark paper which had been signed. There is no way I can hand it in like that and it needs to be in for friday. He has apologised but this doesn't solve my problem. I have said I will forgive him if he sorts it out for me. He says he can't but he doesn't even seem willing to try.

celery what the hell are you googling that the result is a 6 year old thread on mumsnet about somone spaffing on a university assignment?

I wonder what ultimately happened...

PMSL at "I think that it'll have dried out by now."

Did the OP ever come back...?

come

Aww, it's a zombie thread, how disappointing! Still hilarious though

I remember this the first time round! Wa sit really 6 years ago?!

This needs to be in classics. Makes me laugh every time. 😂

CeleryKeithsCat is your name a weird impersonation of @CatThiefKeith?

I missed this first time round. I am so happy that someone woke it up. I have been crying with laughter reading it...

upperlimit

This is the first time I've been grateful for a zombie thread, I can't remember the last time something made me laugh as much!
angry whacking?!!!!!

Sorry got carried away looking at old threads and it shocked me that much I forgot it was a zombie! My name is after the man who runs the veg stall who takes his cat to work with him in a basket

Goodness me! Keep it to yourself, OP. We don't want to know. You shouldn't be leaving it around. Your partner sounds like a sadomasochistic - get it sorted out!!

Gosh OP - I hope he doesn't suffer from road rage aswell - you'd need windscreen wipers on the inside of your car too!

• as well

There is no way MN can come up with (ha!) a deletion message to match the genius of this thread.

Challenge extended, HQ.

NewStateswoman i too really want to see what MNHQ 'come' up with

I doubt they'll come up with anything, it's been six years!

ginnybag Not read TFT yet so its your first comment

I missed this the first. That brought a tear to my eye

OK... hope this is an autocorrect mistake!

Oops... didn't realise the thread had 12 pages. Is my comment still relevant?