In thinking he should call my lecturer and tell them what he did?

[Lorita]

During an argument DP came over my assignment. I could have re-printed it but it was actually on the tutor mark paper which had been signed. There is no way I can hand it in like that and it needs to be in for friday. He has apologised but this doesn't solve my problem. I have said I will forgive him if he sorts it out for me. He says he can't but he doesn't even seem willing to try.

Marking my place as not had time to read it all.

Ha! Yes YawnyHead I do!

I don't expect there to be much of a market for a cumbrella but who knows??

Cumbrellas - good god I think we would be better off all investing in full-on jizzebos to protect all friends and family whilst on summer days out

Lorita was there no point where you said "oi you, stop wanking over my essay"

Or at least tried to grab it and move it away from the line of fire?

Mind you, that would risk a rather nasty paper cut.

"jizzebos"

Maybe when we're outside we should all pitch a tent to protect ourselves from angry whackers.

Oh.....

Wait.....

No time, fuzzpig - that's the skill - it's a Quick Draw McGraw scenario. Unzip draw out and BLAM all in one! Blink of an eye. Proper Old West stylee.

I had an operation yesterday, I should not be laughing this much.

[wet myself laughing emoticon]

jizzebos!

ShoutyHamster - I bow down to your genius.

Baby Batter, what was the topic of the Essay

He shoots from the hip.

Or possibly from just inside and slightly downwards from the hip

good grief, what does he do when he gets road rage??? lob it out the window at the offending motorist?

lorita, may i suggets you laminate any future assignments so at least you can wipe em clean

I am concerned about him being short changed in Tesco. OP, tell him to think of the children. I am not sure I'd want my DD witnessing a man having an anger wank. Not that I'd ever heard of an anger wank, I have a friend who is partial to a danger wank though.

So you had an argument and he was so angry with you he had a wank over you assignment!!!!!

Oh I can only wonder what he would do if he was given the wrong change in Tesco, or someone nicks his parking space.

The mind boggles, I am now going to try and remove this image from my mind.

Seagulling over your Uni work? That is disrepectful, angry or not, wanking over assignments is just wrong, text books? Hmm not so bad.

Seagulling? That's a new one all over on me

Two Ball Throat Cream

Have just read this again (more entertaining than ironing!) and am laughing again! Wonderful.

I'm a little bit in love with this thread (good job it didn't piss me off, or my keyboard might have been for it)

Still, I suppose it was a bit more original for the lecturer than "my dog ate my homework"

God yes, what about all those people who get angry on threads? Do they anger wank whilst typing?!

Yes they do Headfirst - 'tis a veritable BLIZZARD out there in cyberland.

Lorita please come back.... give us more of your stupendous trollery. This thread can't die; it's the most I've laughed in months...

I am at the thought of a wank product blizzard! Ew

Yes come back lorita I need a step by step description of what happened between getting angry and deciding to do it, and actually doing it. Exactly how quick was he? Or did you not notice at first?

Imagine if he went postal all over his co-workers!

Has the OP still not been back yet then no? I really want to hear more about this, surely it was a strange typing mistake?