In thinking he should call my lecturer and tell them what he did?

[Lorita]

During an argument DP came over my assignment. I could have re-printed it but it was actually on the tutor mark paper which had been signed. There is no way I can hand it in like that and it needs to be in for friday. He has apologised but this doesn't solve my problem. I have said I will forgive him if he sorts it out for me. He says he can't but he doesn't even seem willing to try.

lol at 'angry whacking' OP have to say you have spoiled it a bit. Your OP was gold, your subsequent ones, not so much......

Happy Whacking and Angry Whacking :o. Who knew? Is there a sort of "I'm fine, thanks Whacking"?

Ursula just choked on my coffe ha ha

ShoutyHamster - A "Cum Gun" perhaps?

Hey op....glad you came back

I cannot get this scene out of my head. Him trousers down jigging his lipstick like an angry monkey over the essay on the kitchen counter....

Surely there must have been some time during this thst you knew his man junk was going to spume over the essay?

OMG....fanny spanners. I nearly just woke DS up laughing!!

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 you have put an image in my mind now that may stop me sleeping

I've head of anger issues but anger issue? New to me :o

Now there's a useful super power. Flight? Old hat! It's all about cumming on demand now.

Ironing your assignment would get rid of the creased corner.

Not sure that steam cooking the cum would improve the rest of it though.

Well timed piprabbit just shoving a philadelphia loaded cracker into my gob, a big white lump of cheesiness on a crispy layer!

Just got home - couldn't wait to catch up with this thread! I got a quite few tuts in the library this afternoon, and it totally put me off my research.

It's been ages since I've had such a giggle, I was weeping so much I looked like a panda. I think I love lorita even though her name backwards is quite like .... sssh, one of the hoofed people.

Thank you sweet, I look forward to your next post. An angry wank. Top that if you can...

so does he parade around 'locked and loaded'? or was it the row that really turned him on?

I have been popping back to this thread all day and it has had me crying with laughter - i even forwarded it to some friends.

Thank you!

Tell the lecturer it's your family Seal or something...

'Is your essay a load of bollocks?

If it is you could tell your tutor its a summary.'

babyheave, you are a True Genius.

I am only on page 3 but I am already crying and weeing a little as I giggle ... ta OP, I feel very cheered up now!

im laughing at the idea of her dh furiously maturbating during an argument

"you never help me around the house" "i'm sick of cleaning up you mess" "oh for fucks sake"

Ha LadyFlumpalot - yes to CumGun - though maybe we shouldn't be laughing as he may actually be HELPLESS in the grasp of this terrible affliction. A bit like the Incredible Hulk.

'Don't make me angry... you wouldn't like what happens when I'm angry...' etc.

BLAM!! BLAM!! BLAM!!

(screams and yelps as hordes of innocent citizens flee the unexpected deluge)

does he do this when he's angry with his mum?

Another thought- is this connected with the kind of "Come OOOONNNNNN!" as invitation to a fight post pub or fottball match?

OMG Lorita has got to be the best and funniest troll ever. Have heard it referred to as many things but "whacking" is new on me. The bit about us caring had me spluttering all over the keyboard.

I really must says thanks for the laughs, Lorita. Take note all you munchkins living under bridges. As in the words of Mr Punch - "that's the way to do it!".

Seriously I am wetting myself here.

Actually crying here!

I was heading off to the gym this morning but I think my stomach muscles have had enough of a workout already!

Bugger, are we going to have to wait for next Tuesday to get the next installment?

"He creased the corner of it too which really pissed me off."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Fantastic thread! Absolutely top notch!!

My DF won't stop saying "Spaff" now he has read this thread through!

ShoutyHamster - Do you think we should invent some kind of spunk umbrella in case the affliction is contagious?

LadyFlumpalot surely you mean a cumbrella??