I think Seeker that as 'you are so pc you are killing the English language' you probably just don't appreciate the truth, wisdom and beauty of the 'ineffable ullage'.
It sounds like something from Edward Lear.
BorninAfrica you remind me of a dinner guest at one of my husband's uncle's parties back in the 90s. She was a wrinkled leathery woman, an ex-pat from Rhodesia (as she insisted it was called). She spent the dinner getting drunk and haranguing us all about "blicks" and how they couldn't ever govern themselves. She was also stroking my husband's leg under the table (he was 26 and she about 66).
Later on my husband's cousin found the embittered old racistwoman in bed with her dad.
She was a great fan of PP too - and thought all criticism of him and his racist quips examples of po faced political correctness.
You are not called Zanny Blue are you?