At The Sign Of The Dappled Deer

[Psammead]

A cloak and dagger thread. Or whatever floats your boat.

I think she's a bit busy

I thought she had Herpes.
Maybe it put him off.

I imagine herpies is quite common on the AFF fast track

Goood afternoon. No update yet?

Where is TLD? Do you think he got some?

Massive blood rush caused instant unconsciousness?

I'd imagine herpes to be the least of one's worries on AFF.

Not yet.

waiting for the update

Here I am...

Well, boys & girls, Celibacy ain't celibate no more!!! I have had the BEST day with the BEST sex in such a variety of places - I can hardly sit down I'm so sore... bring out the frozen peas!

Do we want juicy details or are we happy with a general "no more cobwebs here" type update? XXX

Off to do bath/book/bed so be back later (with a glass of wine) to spill the beans... but not the peas... I'm sitting on those...

I don't think details are necessary!!

Aaaw Psammead! You may be happily married but some of us need to live vicariously...

Tasteful details only...some of us are old and of nervous disposition....

OK tasteful it is... I'll save the squishy details for next Friday night, shall I?

We had the world's biggest snog, right there on the train platform, when I picked him up...

When we got back to my place (via the scenic back route!) we made some coffee but only two sips were drunk before we were kissing again...

After undressing (and his great appreciation of my Ann Summers number! ) we spent the entire day naked...

The following locations featured today -
The sofa
The bed
The shower
The kitchen counter
The kitchen table
The bed again
...And again

I cooked him brunch and we ate naked - ditto dinner at 4pm

We fell asleep on the sofa together (after brunch) watching "Shakespeare in Love" and woke up in each other's arms

We spent what seemed like hours talking about all kinds of stuff - his travels, my travels, our families, politics, religion, his ex wife, my ex husband, DD... stroking each other and kissing in between

There are FIVE used condoms in the bin... I can hardly walk... and I reckon the neighbours will never look at me the same way again! Hooray!!!

PS the herpes wasn't a problem at all - I got one of those Boots cold sore zapper things yesterday and it was totally cleared up by this morning... nice one!

well done celi

now you need to stock up on cranberry juice and Canestan

oooh good thinking AF... just in case...

Anyway, I'm totally shagged out... ... so I'm going to have a bubble bath and have an early night... XXX

bubble bath ??????

noooooooooo

thrush city

those fungi will be multiplying nicely....

Oh right - shower then... maybe a cold one...

Boak at fungi

I only speaka de truth

Aah. You'll be picking ginger pubes out of your teeth for days.

Is it just me, or is 5 times in 7 hours seem a bit unrealistic for a bloke? Is he 18???? Any men out there willing to be honest about this?

Ooops - I mean does 5 times etc...

MsF...suspend your disbelief, the rest of us are

Oh I don't know, I have very fond memories of a certain much loved man who could manage 3 times in a couple of hours