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At The Sign Of The Dappled Deer

265 replies

Psammead · 27/05/2011 18:36

A cloak and dagger thread. Or whatever floats your boat.

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Psammead · 27/05/2011 21:56

Helloooo

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SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 21:56

Who is your type Psammy, apart from me, obviously.

Psammead · 27/05/2011 21:57

I only have eyes for you, Sarah!

And bups and TLES.

My type iiisss.... Hugh Jackman.

OR

Sawyer from lost.

I like bad boys. A lot.

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SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 22:00

I like Sawyer too. And Dr Jack. But Sawyer was lusher.

I may have to toddle off to bed soon. I want to be up and out riding by 7am.

cannydoit · 27/05/2011 22:01

oh hell yeah psammy i am with you there, ummm i am now imagining my ideal hot tub.

Psammead · 27/05/2011 22:01

Did not like Jack.

Sayid wasn't bad.

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Gster · 27/05/2011 22:01

Melanie Sykes would be the sort of direction i'd go...

A nice smile always makes a difference.

TechLovingDad has a nice smile

Psammead · 27/05/2011 22:02

Oooh ideal hot tub!

How many people can we have?

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Psammead · 27/05/2011 22:02

TLD does have a nice smile.

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cannydoit · 27/05/2011 22:02

you +4

SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 22:04

12 hot tubber?

Me
Clive Owen
Sawyer
Dr Jack
Sayid (had forgotten him, tut)

Psammead · 27/05/2011 22:04

Just 4?

Ok.

Me
Hugh Jackman
Sawyer
One other guy whose name wild horses would not drag out of me
Tricia Helfer

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AnyFucker · 27/05/2011 22:07

hellllo, msfish , now you have to join in, and not be shy

I am being suspiciously quiet this evening

just ate cheese'n'onion pie and gave myself a terminal bout of hiccups

Msfish · 27/05/2011 22:08

If ginster is going , don't forget to smear yourself behind the ears with strawberry jam....

Msfish · 27/05/2011 22:10

Hello AF...just trying to catch up...got as far as women smelling of strawberry jam! me, I'm more marmite....love it or hate it

Gster · 27/05/2011 22:11

Melanie Sykes
Audry Hepburn ( living obviously )
Megan Foxx
Jo Brant

AnyFucker · 27/05/2011 22:11

it's fast-movin' that is for sure

the wine is preventing me from keeping up with the repartee

I am better sober, tbqh

AnyFucker · 27/05/2011 22:12

Jo Brand ?

SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 22:12

Nah, it will wash off in the hot tub anyway. I'll rely on my natural charms and winning smile.

cannydoit · 27/05/2011 22:12

my man
sean bean circa sharpe
james nesbit circa hyde
sawyer
hummmmmmm champagne candles and lube, good times.

SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 22:14

Who is Jo Brant?

Gster · 27/05/2011 22:17

Sorry , maybe it's Brand. The comedian. You'd have to have someone funny in there too.

northernrock · 27/05/2011 22:17

That fat comedian lady Sarah.

northernrock · 27/05/2011 22:18

x post.
Mmmm Aquaman.

Psammead · 27/05/2011 22:18

Are you mad? Youdon't need funny. You be funny.

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