To think this woman has to be a Mumsnet plant

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From what I have seen she ticks so many "MN will judge you" boxes, I can't believe she's real.

This morning finished it off for me; she's driven in, late, bumped up on the kerb, double yellows and the 3.5 year old is in the front seat, dummy in, no seat belt.

other points of note:-

Cold weather, one child in Pyjamas (food stains down the front) and slippers, infant with no coat on.

3.5 year old dummy in (as always), carrying baby bottle of what looked like chocolate milk

all sat in car, on double yellows, smoking

She can't be real surely, - and I'm truly not making it up.

Two issues that really worry me- no seat belt & the smoking.
for those kids

Any evidence of gregg's sausage rolls or fruitshoots?

Does she wear a Per Una waterfall cardigan with detachable corsage?

Linen trousers?

Does she feed the DCs Greggs sausage rolls and Fruitshoots?

Is she wearing pyjamas?

Ooops - that's a different type altogether! This is the species that will be wearing pyjamas with fake uggs at 3 in the afternoon

Give yourself a shiney OP. It must be great to be so wholesome yourself.

Although all joking aside - the no seatbelt thing is just inexcusable.

They were 'All sat in car, on double yellows, smoking'

I'm suprised that they were all smoking did the 3.5 year old take out the dummy to take a drag?

2blessed2bstressed - I'll have you know that I am in my pyjamas as we speak (or type). . (Going to work tonight).

Were there any signs of Petit Filous in the car?

Was the mother wearing Boden?

Some people make you feel wholesome though!

I imagine she's more Kays than Boden, Halftermhero.

Sometimes, it is Not Wrong to Judge.

No greggs or fruitshoots spotted as yet, and yes I agree the smoking and lack of seat belt makes it not funny anymore.

It was just that, I first thought, what would MN think if they saw that child in this weather in pj's, foos stained at that. and oh the dummy too - and kind of smiled to myself - but it's everything you know? I'm finding myself looking around waiting for someone to tell me it's a set up you know.

Well, what can you do about it? Ring social services because she smokes in front of her kids, doesnt use seatbelt and her 3yo still has a dummy?

Tell her off busybod style or get on with your day.

Nowt as queer as folk

Do we get certficates too SarahStratton?

Absolutely -- the smoking/seat belt thing is inexcusible and not in the least amusing.

As for the rest, definitely

Pardon my grammar ihavewellies - but it was mum and dad both smoking in the car with 3 children including a tiny baby

I don't see why not TeeBee

You are probably right, Peppa. In fact she was most likely wearing Primark whilst laughing in the faces of the child slaves who died so that she might have a £3.59 glittery boob tube....

Uh. I have never judged anyone who uses a dummy.

What a crappy thread.

Also, have never seen anyone being judged for taking a little one out in jim-jams on the school run either (especially if they're in a car)

Isn't it just Derailer?

Bleugh!