To think this woman has to be a Mumsnet plant

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From what I have seen she ticks so many "MN will judge you" boxes, I can't believe she's real.

This morning finished it off for me; she's driven in, late, bumped up on the kerb, double yellows and the 3.5 year old is in the front seat, dummy in, no seat belt.

other points of note:-

Cold weather, one child in Pyjamas (food stains down the front) and slippers, infant with no coat on.

3.5 year old dummy in (as always), carrying baby bottle of what looked like chocolate milk

all sat in car, on double yellows, smoking

She can't be real surely, - and I'm truly not making it up.

At least it wasn't Irn Bru in the bottle

As long as no veg apart from tomato paste has gone near pizza my kids lve 'em.
[Need those polyester plates!].

Oh my typing crap. 'Love them'.
Cheese strings also popular here..

Are they actual cheese though, - or that rubbery processed stuff?

Also, (while I'm at it) those fruit winders, any good? and how are you supposed to get at them without getting in a mess?

They say they're actual cheese. I don't get it personally.

Wide Screen TV. Spotted on the dashboard of the car in question. Looked like she was watching Jeremy Kyle whilst she drove, one hand on her mobile, the other holding a fag. She was steering with one Ugg-clad hoof, as the other worked the pedals.

, that's her!

"This site is the only place I see people judged and commented on like this."

Blimey. Don't go anywhere near a certain parenting site which has the name of a famous loo roll.

Will I get banned for saying that?

pyjamas on a baby in the car is a big no-no? why exactly?

OK, smoking + lack of seat belt = disapproving face.

Everything else? Your judgey pants are giving you a wedgie, love.

Is this post-ironic humour now? I don't know what's judgey, what's jokey, what's yucky and what the fuck is generally going on.

But maybe that's because my parents fed me sh*t when I was a kid, fagged their lungs out in the car with me and my sis, thus destroying my brain cells, and ..... oh. I forgot the other thing. Bloody fagbrain and SunnyD memory...

Ironic? You decide.

QualiaQuale may I point out this Also repeat that the pyjamas and no coat were outside for some time waiting to pick up eldest child and during cold weather

and Turtle I think Toby said it as I intended This thread is not a judgemental thread. It is a thread poking fun at the stereotypes which are so often judged on MN

LostMyIdentity - you've got me.

Sorry didn't read whole thread. Have now.

what the bloody hell is wrong with petits filous now?!!

Oh, don't hide Turtle

Lilies apparently it is another thing to add to the list not to be seen eat or feed to your children.

"all sat in car, on double yellows, smoking"
As long as the kids are on the menthols, I don't see what the issue is tbh

Lighten up folks it's clearly a joke thread. Blimey whats everyone done with their sense of humour today.

I don't believe for a minute that people don't judge a lot more than they admit on here. I'm more than happy to confess to having the biggest judgy pants ever

well that's the first I've heard about the petits filous. FGS.
I was right up there with the anti fruit shoot brigade, quite partial to a Greggs sausage roll myself, but wouldn't really give them to the kids, but Petits Filous?!!!

psiloveyou, I am judging you for saying you have the biggest judgy pants ever when in fact they already belong to me. I said so, earlier. At 13:33, to be precise.

Sorry toby you can also judge me for not reading the whole thread as well then.

Heh, we competitive judgers will never outnumber the competitive non-judgers, but we can give it a bloody good go

The only thing wrong with petits filous is the price.
Sainsbos value version is only 44p for 6 (or is it 8?)