To think this woman has to be a Mumsnet plant

[yoshiLunk]

From what I have seen she ticks so many "MN will judge you" boxes, I can't believe she's real.

This morning finished it off for me; she's driven in, late, bumped up on the kerb, double yellows and the 3.5 year old is in the front seat, dummy in, no seat belt.

other points of note:-

Cold weather, one child in Pyjamas (food stains down the front) and slippers, infant with no coat on.

3.5 year old dummy in (as always), carrying baby bottle of what looked like chocolate milk

all sat in car, on double yellows, smoking

She can't be real surely, - and I'm truly not making it up.

I judge the women in the ridiculously large 4x4's storming up our street, late because they live about 400 miles away,parking on a double yellow, booting Tybalt out the door followed by lacrosse sticks, tuba, violin, hockey stick, army uniform, Macbook and a packet of gluten free organic biscuits, before performimg a hasty three point turn narrowly missing my kids and screeching off to the gym for a skinny latte and a spot of 'me time.'

Ok so it was intended as a joke - I totally didn't get that, but fair dos.

You should have called it Mumsnet Top Trumps.

Double yellows - 10 pts
No seatbelt - 150 pts.

Etc....

I really do I judge everything I think everyone does on the quiet. I don't openly sneer at people but I often come home to dh and say "you will never believe what so and so said, ate, did, was wearing ect ect". I think it's human nature. If it's not I will just have to accept I am a horrible, nasty, judgy person.
Tis fun though being better than everyone else

Oh I am a horrid, nasty, smug judgy person too. I think everyone is. Even those who sneer at people judging, are judging those people. IYSWIM

ISWYM, Sarah. As I said upthread, "I really don't care what the competitive anti-judgers think. What amuses me is that the non-judgemental people judge me for judging!".

I am an unrepentant judger.