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... to think that because I can't see a new IPOAT thread I should start one myself?

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PrincessFiorimonde · 17/05/2011 20:36

Especially as I want to wish CheerfulYank a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY for today. Hope you are having a lovely day.

And here is the patron saint of IPOAT playing Happy Birthday To CY!

OP posts:
Umami · 31/05/2011 20:50
Umami · 31/05/2011 20:50
Hullygully · 31/05/2011 20:51

Oh laks, the stench!

Oh my darling! How ill you have fared! Come

I have some walnuts, my love, sup upon them and feel your strength return. let us leave this foul place and seek the light, the candelabras and the dancing that surely lie above.

Hullygully · 31/05/2011 20:53
Pagwatch · 31/05/2011 20:53
Umami · 31/05/2011 20:54

Who else is here? This one seems to be wearing regimentals, but I can scarce make out his features through the hair and....

Lawks!

Hullygully · 31/05/2011 20:55

I have pmed the KoNC.

Stay thy foot, Rochester! What terrible cries are those? Surely Bertha walks not abroad again?

Honeydragon · 31/05/2011 20:58
LtFitzwilliamCasuabonHenchard · 31/05/2011 20:59

Depraved harlots! Merciless hags! Why were we so forsaken when all we wanted was your love?

Umami · 31/05/2011 21:00
Hullygully · 31/05/2011 21:02

Fie thee, Fitxwilliam, you let your brother or cousin or someone vaguely connected by blood be carted off in a trunk in a balloon! You cannot question us, sir when you hav ebehaved so damnably. You are a cur, sir! A demned cur and long may you rot.

Umami · 31/05/2011 21:05

(There's a wine topic!)

Pagwatch · 31/05/2011 21:06
Umami · 31/05/2011 21:06
Umami · 31/05/2011 21:06

Hully! Your foot! The vermin!!

MsMaryWollstonecraft · 31/05/2011 21:06

squeeeeeeeee!

Right. What's the haps? I have limes for scurvy. And some vairy interesting literature to pass the time. And connect 4, made from lentils and driftwood, instead of the standard bone version

Umami · 31/05/2011 21:07

Nevermind. I'm sure Fliffy can lend you a prosthesis.

Umami · 31/05/2011 21:07

MsMary!

Hullygully · 31/05/2011 21:08
Umami · 31/05/2011 21:11

What good fortune, chaps! Though the cellar door appears to have accidentally swung shut, and the extremely stiff key turned itself in the lock, happy chance has left open a small, stinking culvert, just wide enough for my slender hips and the lieutenant's fine weapon. I shall follow it, for it surely leads us to freedom!

MsMaryWollstonecraft · 31/05/2011 21:12
Hullygully · 31/05/2011 21:12
Pagwatch · 31/05/2011 21:12

Msmary!

What a tragedy. So many assembled yet I must away.
I travel to Spain in the morrow.
Dance , until I return dance..

Honeydragon · 31/05/2011 21:12

Samantha darling strike Abercrombie upon the prandium arca archa, and flee, flee!

MsMaryWollstonecraft · 31/05/2011 21:13

it was that poorly executed, I managed to be at least three posts behind the rest of the party

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