... to think that because I can't see a new IPOAT thread I should start one myself?

[PrincessFiorimonde]

Especially as I want to wish CheerfulYank a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY for today. Hope you are having a lovely day.

And here is the patron saint of IPOAT playing Happy Birthday To CY!

What've I missed?

Hair, mostly. Big lustrous shiny posh hair.

Nothing not waving.
We have just been killing time till you got here.

I am going to the meet up. Anyone else dusting off their crinolines ?

Paggy!

You devil.

I live miles away somewhere grim. Meetup not really possible.

Just read up on the Olly comments. Those trailers really are a combination of ads for GHD/Lynx - in fact I'm surprised they're not sponsored. Missed a trick there.

I am nervous actually. Pathetic huh.

I shall take pictures of my new fish in case the conversation lags.

Good for you. Wish I could go.

Next time.

not waving, I think that is quite brilliant. Go for it.

Oooooh we have two new guppies, the yellow one is Cleggy and the blue on is Shiny Dave.....

I'm to scared to do a meet up, and haven't stalked investigated enough to find nearby mnetters.

I am a terrible, horrible coward. I am in awe of darling Paggy.

Yes. Come next time. We can be scared together.
I have concerns about being the oldest in a bar full of pert young things - like barbra wins or waking up on the hollyoaks set.

I am tempted to do the full Margot . Not sure they are ready for a retro style overload though.

She will have to represent the whole of IPOAT. The responsibility.

If the fishes aren't interesting enough to hold anyone's attention for more than, say 15 mins, or enough to break the ice, I could always UPS you a couple of hamsters or a guinea pig.

Wins or.?
Windsor.

at clergy and shiney Dave.

Dd went for whizzy whizzy mr whizzer, fishyfishyfishy and bob.

What about some wasps?

ds always wanted tortoises. He wanted to call them Tuffy and Lynette. I was going to get them just for th enames, but for the first FIVE YEARS of their little tortoisey lives that have to stay in a heated and lit aquarium and have constant care.

Oh guinea pigs are good. I will bear that in mind.

I could take PenisDog but he is rubbish on escalators. And he would shit in the bar and then hully would never come to meet me ups

Maybe I'll sneak out of bday do and pop in briefly and anonymously in a long mac and sideburns.

Oh do!

You could wear sideburns. Def.

Ah well we also have

snail 1. Roy Snail 2: Shelldon

Butterfly Guppie: Will

Laser Guppie: Kermit

Shrimps: Harry and Hagrid

and a as yet unidentified or named baby snail that has just appeared from nowhere

I like fishyfishyfishy,

Wasps could create a buzz.....

Roy the snail.

You used to be able to buy tortoises via post on Ebay. Fact.

I thought you were going to the meet-up too, Hully? Or perhaps I just dreamt that. You are brave, Pag. I couldn't go, as I'd be bound to get drunk out of nerves and then go into motormouth mode.

HD, why Cleggy? Does he look like that fellow from Last of the Summer Wine?

I have to go make chilli.
See y'all