... to think that because I can't see a new IPOAT thread I should start one myself?

[PrincessFiorimonde]

Especially as I want to wish CheerfulYank a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY for today. Hope you are having a lovely day.

And here is the patron saint of IPOAT playing Happy Birthday To CY!

Not really any larks. More 'I really miss my special mug' then 'look, I've got one, you can have it'. No larks, just warmed cockles.

Bupcakes doesn't want a piss mat. Larks may develop there.

I have a large hunk of pie and a brimming glass of fine red. Yet the smell from yon cellar alarms me somewhat. How long has it been?

Well, I am positively enlightened by your comment.

I am positively enlightened by your educational pointer.

Zut.

Ribbit

I believe it has been around a year. You think, perhaps, the maids will have neglected to feed them, in our absence? Poor Rochester will be wasting away. His appetites were vast.

Ooh, look! ----> The Lammas-dancing wench has a Recipe of the Week.

Dear Rochester is a man of prodigious recuperative capacities. I fancy two walnuts and a cutlet, perhaps a posset to follow, and he will spring about the sprung floor as of old.

Let us hope she didn't let fall the teasels from her barnet

Décolletage pie. Hmm
I could keep pancakes at room temperature.

I have just come across a topic called changing bags.

Paggy has the walnuts 'tween her thighs, for she is the only one with the strength to crack them.

Plus, sometimes they come out pickled.

It is true. Me and madonna - walnut work out.

Hully, you are naughty.

Moi? Jamais?

Epater, seulement, quand il faut necessaire.

Le singe est dans l'arbre.

Rochester est tres maigre, mais il n'a pas perdu son joie de vivre et ses pieds de ciel.

Blast. You snuck in the rear entrance, whilst I was building tension 'round the front.

Feet of sky?

I think they have been digging an escape tunnel , probably with toenail clippings.