... to think that because I can't see a new IPOAT thread I should start one myself?

[PrincessFiorimonde]

Especially as I want to wish CheerfulYank a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY for today. Hope you are having a lovely day.

And here is the patron saint of IPOAT playing Happy Birthday To CY!

I have no idea what i meant. I blame lack of sleep. And stupid new phone.

riven's gone all giddy at being back.

she is all of a whirl.

Indeed. Last time i saw you lot you were all in corsets and being southern belles.

They were the last days, Riven, the last days.

We lack so many of our number now.

I'm corseted.

Cake turned out vair badly by the way

Where the fecking feck have you all been? I've been looking for you for weeks!

Peeping round door. Any cake left? oestrogin cocktail mayhaps? Thought everyone had gone to another planet, ascended or summat. Any room for a small mammoth?

For farking farks sake?

Where have you been?

I had to go to meet new people. I thought it was just me, riven, hully and jins swirling around waiting for passing trade.

And now I have to go to bed.

Don't move!

I will be back in about 12 hours.........

Not moving Boss. Nighty night Paggy

cunts

I swore today was the day I'd take an MN break.

hully :o your last post was the top of MN page when clicking the Last 15 Minutes button - so I was greeted to MN today by the word cunts :o :o

only way to start the day, flubba

I am of an age when the c word just won't come out.... Am off to practice.

Hey ho ladies. Good to see the numbers swelling as I have been forced to work in the interim.

I'm loving self employment so far though.

so wotcha bin doin', widow and mini?

Maybe they got raptured but it wasnt so muh fun so they came back? Lawks

Had to go and have a little bit of work done at a discreet little clinic in Switzerland. You'll never recognise me.

Wow! It suits you, such an improvement. No wonder it took a while.

I like a bit of rapture, me. Is that a kind of mature cheese?
Well. We are a grandmother now. So bin doin' a bit of that. Am also self employed so battling the recession blah blah, an' filing, an' eating an' stuff.

Old Hogben's Unpredictable Rapture. Definitely a type of cider.

And congratulations on Grandmamaship, Mini.

Ah yes the cider. Named after that dinosaur ib Jurassic park, the velosarapture.
Or was that a kind of bicycle.
Just humour me and pass the gin.
Am gathering together the grandmama kit. pince nes, crochet, copy of Lady Chatterley( bloody boring novel),

Oh congratulations!
Have you checked out gransnet yet ?