... to think that because I can't see a new IPOAT thread I should start one myself?

[PrincessFiorimonde]

Especially as I want to wish CheerfulYank a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY for today. Hope you are having a lovely day.

And here is the patron saint of IPOAT playing Happy Birthday To CY!

whoo hoo!

bout time you came back.

In and out. Busy busy. Still campiagning for nappies. Saw sally bercow. Neatly dint recognise her with clothes on

Wasn't she wearing an artfully draped sheet?

Have you lurked whilst absent? There have been an awful lot of whereis riven threads.

Oh bercow is a silly bint . Did you slap her, figuratively of course.

No cake left at all then?

Threw a glass eh?

Yes. That was my thing.
Other people had charming, interesting, drunk, enigmatic, beautiful, rowdy or dancing on chairs.
I went with glass throwing.

I'll bake a cake

Welcome back - really pleased to hear from you

What was it like meeting words made flesh? Was it odd/surprisingly normal/great?

It was very odd but in a nice way.

I realise now that there is much macho shite spoken about ' oh just turn up' when in fact everyone secretly meets up first so as to avoid walking in as solitary wanker. Except me

Ooooooooh - forgot to say! Hully my badge said "pagwatch not hully"
I have kept it with my riven badge what she gave me [proud]

Getorf is lovely but ridiculously young for a gal of great wisdom. Riven has the ability to make people lay trays of food in front if her at the nearest nod of her head.
Justine gave me a glass of wine and is like the head girl you had a crush on.
Eggy is the woman I wanted to be when I grew up, including a décolletage of some magnificence. I got very tongue tied with her though

Who else do you want to know about?

everyone. of course.

Did you go in full Margot?

I am so jealous.

Fellatio is lovely, whizzing around spreading smiley niceness.
Reality is very beautiful and has the kind if face that would make you want to buy things from her and believe everything she told you.
alouiseg is very generous and makes people drink. I ran away and threw fun size at her instead
Zombieplan is very beautiful, long dark hair, big eyes.
Funsize is. Lots of children and she looks about 19.
Nickekbabe is lovely but quite wet footed and hugs you when you do not have a proper clasp on your wine glass.
Purveyorofbaloney elegant and charming and very authoratative with taxis.

I have more but need to go out.

My fav quote of the night
Me : where do you mostly post on mn
Mner: mostly relationships
Me : I'm not on there much. My dh is lovely. Although he was fussing about my getting home safely. He wanted to get me a car which is quite sweet.
Mner: actually I think that is incredibly controlling

everyone is all elegant and beautiful, then. see? i would be put to shame with my shuffling hobbledehoyness.

I've always had my suspicions about your dh. Do you want the phon enumber for Women's Aid?

You could stand with me hull

I did medium Margot but people did it get it.

I will, I'll come next time but in a full beard and with a name tag saying Jimmy-Bob to throw people off the scent.

Have you seen the terrible and shocking news that someone Doesn't Like You? We are all fainting over there in shcok and hooror.

[faints]

No lurking hully. Were people pining? That will help my ego
i am gutted pag did not hrow a glass at me. I think it has a secret meaning but i am an outsider and not of the Gkass Throwing Order

There wasn't just a pine, there was a goddamn forest.

Give me meet-up goss..

Pag wears crocs with purple shellsuits and an 'i love jedward' tattoo. Sad but true. And people had name badges on their norks so we had to gaze at cleavage to see who anyone was.

I thought you were going, Hully

weren't you on The List at one point?

I was going to go, but I shit out had to cancel, due to straightened circumstances...

straitened, non?

Altho I like th eidea of rigidity.

Couldn't go - bday duties trumped.

Ill go next time and so must you.

arf

as I posted that, I thought "ach, no-one'll notice"

...next time fo' sho'

it did sound fuuuun

Did notice and though pah, iys cos i smell right.

Riven I not understand word of that [baffled]

.....do you have a new phone?

I do. Fortunately mine will not let me on this site until I go to an Orange Shop (whtever that is) and prove that I'm over 18

ha ha ha haaaaaa