AIBU?
to think you're a proper prillock if you....
ChaosTrulyReigns · 17/05/2011 10:59
drive round with a dashboard crammed with cuddly creatures?
wear a disney top if you ate a grown-up?
have a wacky ringtone on your phone? Spiderpig anyone?
actually say the words "I'm crazy I am."?
think lol is fecking punctuation?
[grrr]
And don't even go there about typos in the title - I meant to type prillock - it's a portmanteau, I'll have you know.
kreecherlivesupstairs · 17/05/2011 11:02
I agree with you 100% on the lol thing. It really drives me nuts. the rest, each to their own. I don't like fluffy animals so don't have any in the car, I don't wear fancy pants t.shirts - all mine are plain with the exception of one stripy job. My phone ringtone is the nokia one and I think I'd look like this 
at anyone who said I'm crazy I am.
lockets · 17/05/2011 11:03
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Fimbo · 17/05/2011 11:04
OMG Bluemoon that made me chuckle 
Dh has a theory that someone that drives around with toys on the dashboard when there is no other evidence of a child is clearly single.... We saw a Smart Car loaded with them the other day. Therein lies the evidence
I used to have "Can You Feel It" as a ring tone though and it was pretty cool.
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BelieveInPink · 17/05/2011 11:18
I am fairly petite, grown ups would give me bad indigestion. A toddler would suffice.
I tried for ages to get the Charlie Sheen "Winning" song on my phone. Only my complete lack of IT knowledge prevented me from doing becoming such a tosser.
Cuddly toys are dust harbourers and are the work of the actual devil. I try and palm my daughters' ones off at the school fair on the cuddly toy stall, only for my eldest to go and buy them right back again.
If you type "lol" you deserve to die.
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Crevix · 17/05/2011 11:29
thing with eating grown ups is i have heard it tatses remarkably like pig and i'm not mad keen.
my ex-passive-agressive-narcissistic-bully-boss used to wear disney. I loathed him above any other human i have ever met but the disney wearing made me feel so much better about myself. i could have an inward smirk (while I stood letting him rage over my head)
FoundWanting · 17/05/2011 11:30
The wearing of Disney clothing coupled with eating grown ups is indeed, wronger than wrong.
Where do you stand on the Disney-wearing non-cannibals? Or cannibals who refuse to wear Disney? Still wrong?
As for ring-tones, DS1 got hold of my phone and I now have Rose Tyler shouting "Oh my god! I'm a chav!" I don't know how to disable it/her. 
NotShortImFunSized · 17/05/2011 11:32
Personally I love wearing Disney tops lol especially after I eat people nomnomnom lol
After I have finished eating and am dressed in the correct attire I say "I'm crazy I am" as what sane person would eat a grown up lol
I don't get the problem with lol, lol.
My ringtone says "SILENCE. I KEEEELL YOU" lol That's cos I'm crazy I am lol
I don't drive but my bed is FULL of cuddly toys lol but they have to be Disney ones lol I cuddle them at night but in a strict rotation so they don't feel left out lol
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