to think you're a proper prillock if you....

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

drive round with a dashboard crammed with cuddly creatures?

wear a disney top if you ate a grown-up?

have a wacky ringtone on your phone? Spiderpig anyone?

actually say the words "I'm crazy I am."?

think lol is fecking punctuation?

[grrr]

And don't even go there about typos in the title - I meant to type prillock - it's a portmanteau, I'll have you know.

ffs

solar powered.

Alopogies.

I'm loving alopogies.

The moderator on my OU was recently talking about 'comaprisons'.

Would certainly cut down on food costs!

Have now watered the keyboard with tea with all the talk of comaprisons and alopogies.

I once had the misfortune to have my knee operated on in Bangkok. I should have realised the surgeon was a massive cunt when his phone was covered in hello Kitty stickers.

There are alot of prillocky looking men around my parts.

Alot of porky middle aged men in skinny jeans and stupid hats.

"There are alot of prillocky looking men around my parts"

Tee hee. Maybe you should be more picky. :o

What attracts these prillocky looking men to your parts? Do you emit a special scent?

oh God, I see what I've done!

I've now got an image of Greg Wallace and his pals performing sex acts on me.

GoodnightNobody [so need a vom icon]

Can we add people who have 55 million fluffy toy keyrings for about 2 keys?

you forgot about the people hanging hundreds of over sized keyring off handbags, shopping trollies and mobility scooters in your OP

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People who "hold court" annoy me too.

There is a special place in hell reserved for grown women with Winnie the pooh characters tattooed on them.

I cant quite say the same for the ones that wear the clothing, because there is the small chance they will repent. They still get sneered at by me though.

I have a Spongebob beanie toy on my desk. Oh dear.
Does that disqualify me from objecting to grown women wearing their hair in pigtails? There's also a disturbing trend here for Mr Men tshirts, it needs to stop.

Men with Cartoon Character ties... [anger]

I loathe any women's nightwear that has teddy bears or any type of cartoon character on it.

Why is it assumed that women regress to five year old girls when they dress for bed?

I have a t-shirt with Bambi on it, I bought it from H&M though. Does that make it ok?

Oh.

I just remembered I also have a mickey mouse t-shirt that I bought in Disneyland (California). I rather like it though it's dark red with sort of faded mickeys (mickies? ) all over it.

I promise I'm not at all wacky, or even 'quirky'.

[fumescent] Love it!

I love love Sophie the giraffe. I have the key tag, bag tag and a hair band.......oh and a tshirt :) :)

MissPenteuth in Dublin micky is slang for a gentleman's private parts. If that's what's on your PJs Disneyland has changed since I was there.

Glad it's not just me that "nom nom nom" sends into fits of rage. My ringtone is "The dark and endless Dalek night", it amuses me to have it, but then when it rings I'm usually all, "what the fuck is that music?!? where is it coming from?!?"

Hubby.

Bubs.

Crimbo.

Pressie.

Sarnie.

I would go on, but my teeth are grinding too much!

Katie I did think of that when I wrote it, but I figured meh, you all know what I mean (i.e. mice not willies).