to think you're a proper prillock if you....

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

drive round with a dashboard crammed with cuddly creatures?

wear a disney top if you ate a grown-up?

have a wacky ringtone on your phone? Spiderpig anyone?

actually say the words "I'm crazy I am."?

think lol is fecking punctuation?

[grrr]

And don't even go there about typos in the title - I meant to type prillock - it's a portmanteau, I'll have you know.

oh, Chaos - i hate those speechmarks!!!
It makes me think, did you not really mean that then?

Hah. They belong to the sassy bubbly types that think it's okay to dot an i with a heart or a flower. Take your fairy dust powered fluffy Pooh baby handwriting and stick it up your kooky vajazzled bum.

Today I am a black hearted grouch that will laugh when Tinkerbell dies.

Oooh sassy, at one point it seemed so many women were referring to themselves online as sassy, or sassy mouthed, or their sassy asses, made me fucking weep..

Ach Katie - do you know what that dot's called??

[smug with trivial knowlegde]

I'm also smug with trivial knowledge Chaos, but with marginally superior spelling

Los cojones!

and the very same to you!