to think you're a proper prillock if you....

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

drive round with a dashboard crammed with cuddly creatures?

wear a disney top if you ate a grown-up?

have a wacky ringtone on your phone? Spiderpig anyone?

actually say the words "I'm crazy I am."?

think lol is fecking punctuation?

[grrr]

And don't even go there about typos in the title - I meant to type prillock - it's a portmanteau, I'll have you know.

Yes yes yes to 'nom nom nom' Makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up and not in a good way.

Also agree with Disney character clothing or accessories in the over 10s and 'crazy' people - perhaps if they really are crazy as they would have us believe we should have them all locked up? Just a suggestion...

Could someone explain 'nom nom nom'? Please!

Or men in bart simpson (or similar ties). 'I might be an accountant but actually I'm a really funny guy' (AKA 'I don't have a life and sit on the sofa watching cartoons after work')

I'd be happy to roast and eat a grown up in disney attire.

I have a Pokemon tshirt and a SuperMario on my dashboard

Agree with the 'lol' and the 'IM JUST SOOO RANDOM! IM INSANE!" people though.

Bunch of cunts.

Grown men of 50 going to "raves"

grown men wearing football shirts

lol

lush, scrummy, hunnie make me want to commit murder

oh any being called "you guys" "

feels queasy

lol

I 'took agin' a grown woman who works on the counter in my local bank who has a Winnie the pooh mug on a coaster. It used to make my lip curl, ever so slightly when she served me.

I have a Dora the Explorer lunchbox for uni, does it make it better or worse that I pinched it off my 6 year old daughter and she has a plain one?

Cartoon characters on anything for me - my only concessions are PJs, plastic tat for the beach and DD3 has a Hello Kitty lunch box. Why she has a lunch box at 2.3 I am not sure, but she does.

Agree with 'you guys' too, and football shirts on anyone over the age of 10. I can just about tolerate it if they're off to an actual game, but DS (14) will not be allowed to walk out the front door with me to anywhere if he's wearing his.

Yep, Chaos agree with the rest of your points also.

Agreed Chaos

I encountered a woman a couple of weeks ago, who dominated a lunch and argued with everyone (about 19 other people) for an HOUR and then said "I'm single because I'm a strong woman". No, you're single because you're rude, inconsiderate and annoying. I felt so sorry for the guy who'd brought her along; he's really nice. She isn't.

I think you are a 'prillock' if you are than man on the Gadget show who thinks he's 17. Jason someone. Grrr!

Watched it last night for some random reason. Twat.

My main ringtone is a rather nice old fashioned phone bell.

Except if our home phone number rings it in which case it is a loud claxon because this usually means that a) I've lost my mobile and am ringing it to find it or b) a Home Alone Child is phoning me.

Also, DS1 & 2 each have a personal Dr Who ringtone and a couple of other friends have personal ones too. This is so I know heather I need to make the effort to find my phone.

I do not wear Disney whether I have eaten a grown up or not and I do not say nomnomnom (to my knowledge), nor do I claim to be crazy. LOLing is limited to a single LOL when I can't be arsed to type a response to something humerous.

(who the fuck is heather? I meant whether. Bloody autocorrect.

People who call their husbands "hubby".

I want to twat them.

thornrose It's what people say (or mostly type) when they eat something they think is delicious. eg "just eaten a massive Texas BBQ, nom nom nom". Bile just came up typing that.

My mother is a psych nurse and is certain that any adult who has cuddly toys in their bed/car has a personality disorder. They are also those most likely to wear Winnie the Pooh t-shirts/fleeces.

I once met a 35+ year old woman at a party (aquaintence of a friend) who proudly showed me her 3" Sponge Bob Squarepants (real! )tatoo in a very obvious place, that she thought looked cool. She'd had it done for her birthday. I have nothing at all against tatoos, I have my own, which can be discretely hidden, but this was a "proud and loud" one. I was a bit , I have to admit.

I am crazy is always said by the most self absorbed boring cunts, if they throw in wild too you deserve a slap

and describing yourself as having a bubbly personality is a little worrying

'Bubbly personality' = 'fat'. Always.

Grr.

Yet another twitty typo.

I'm flipping haunted by the feckers.

[fumescent]

Have I started a Prillock Revolution?

There's a long gopping queue for that wall, Hassled - and the first in the queue are the LolityLollers on this thread.

[avgry]

(as an aside Orm, wtf was that about on The Gadget Show last night - testing solar powderedstuff? Man in normal clothes, woman in bikini top with
sonicboobs )

"...any adult who has cuddly toys in their bed/car has a personality disorder."

I assume those of us who only have cuddly toys in our beds/cars because our children have left them there are excused?

'Twas very amusing the night DH got into bed, stretched out luxuriously then leapt out screaming like a girl because he thought there was a spider at his toes. DD3 had been wondering where her troll doll had gone.....

Heh, child-related cuddly toys are excused

hubs and bubs do it for me every time...

What's solar powder?